September 1st, 2021

  • piperki

Where the hell are my keys?

I haven't seen my keys since Saturday afternoon. I didn't leave the house Sunday. The keys are supposed to be hanging on a hook in the coat closet. Not only are they not on that hook, they're not in the closet or any of the other hundreds of locations I've checked. They are probably in the house, because I had to have them to drive home from shopping that morning.

What's the weirdest place you've found a lost item?