April 7th, 2021

Animal Crossing

RIP Yahoo!Answers Mega Quiz

One of the last weird, wild places on the Internet is going away. Yahoo! is shuttering Answers after almost two decades of service. The answers were questionable, the questions even more puzzling. In tribute, I present some of the most giggle worthy questions in poll form.

Poll #2110053 How is babby formed?

What's a cromulent alternate spelling of ouija?

Quija
4(18.2%)
Wedgie
2(9.1%)
Waweg
0(0.0%)
Weggy
4(18.2%)
Oujij
8(36.4%)
Tick tick tick
4(18.2%)

Is it rude to fart when someone is crying during a family dinner?

Heck yeah!
6(27.3%)
No--poot poot away
4(18.2%)
Depends on the circumstances
11(50.0%)
Tick tick tick
1(4.5%)

Can you unbake a cake?

Yes
3(13.6%)
No
15(68.2%)
Tick tick tick
4(18.2%)

Can I tell if a partner is cheating by the way their farts smell?

Ummm...
6(27.3%)
Huh, I never thought of that
3(13.6%)
Nothing is impossible.
11(50.0%)
Tick tick tick
2(9.1%)

Your new baby announcements arrive, but the print shop made a tragic error! What do your announcements say?

We're gregnart!
3(13.6%)
We formed babby!
9(40.9%)
Pregante!!!
9(40.9%)
We're perganat with #3!
1(4.5%)
Tick tick tick
0(0.0%)