|would you rather
||[Aug. 6th, 2018|10:33 pm]
The Question Club
Which of these foods on a stick would you prefer above the rest?
deep fried butter
cornbrat (bratwurst dipped in corndog batter)
monkey tail (chocolate-covered banana)
vegan meat substitute
just the stick, no food
Why are strike-on-box matches so shitty these days?
World's going to hell in a handbasket
Leftover pre-tariff Chinese match imports
Everyone's switched to Juul, so no market for matches
Glass-top stoves, the root of all earthly discord
He Who Must Not Be Named
When you take a holy name in vain, where is that holiness?
Nowhere special, just chilling