TOES: Which of yours is the longer? The Big toe, or the Pointer [first] toe?
I HAVE SHOVEL FOOT [my toes are squared in alignment] [no this is not weird at all!]
How do you feel about the shape your toes give to your foot?
I wish I was more like other people
I'm awesomely happy with my own feet
Meh, they're feet...
No, wait! ...
It's proven a source of injury/pain/inconvenience in the past; I'm over it
Can you raise your second toe across over the top of your first toe?
I am a Bodhisattva.