Just got the wrongest fortune for me ever with my Chinese lunch meal. "The strengths in your character will bring you serenity." Quite the opposite has been true actually to the point that I can hardly find peace. This fortune isn't even fun if you add "between the sheets" to the end of it. 😒
Anyway, have you received a favorite or particularly apt fortune or aphorism, as the case may be, that you would like to share?