Maybe this bike sat in someones garage for years and then teenagers decided to screw around with it and then tossed it, and it just happened to be in my yard? I don't want to bother the cops with stupid shit, but then again, maybe some little girls bike got stolen and she would be happy to have it back?
I live in a courtyard, and unless someone new moved in during the time we were gone, i'm pretty sure there's no age appropriate girls that would match up with this bike, so i don't think a neighbor kid just left it there....plus, flat tires....this bike could have been dropped in my yard any time from today to two months ago...
so, bring it to the cops or....what else?
I don't feel right putting it in the trash....and if i give it to the cops, well, even if no one claims it they could probably donate it...but then again, this is the south side of Chicago....i don't think missing bikes are their main concern, ya know? and then there's that whole thing about my kids wanting to do the right thing....
I stood it up but left it in my front yard....maybe the owner will find it? (and then think we took it and break out my windows? probably not)....what the hell do i do with this bike?? (the police station is two blocks away, so we probably will turn it in, but what would you do?)
October 29th, 2016
is anyone still playing Pokemon Go??
It occurs to me that I have never puked outdoors. Have you? How did you happen to be outside at that moment?