July 27th, 2016

hob

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Do you eat breakfast soon after you get up, or do you need to sit around a while before your stomach's ready for food? Or do you tend to skip breakfast altogther?

For those of you who do have it, what's a typical breakfast for you?
RBF

wait, what did that say?

I often misread signs and book titles. For example:

Mindful Color - I misread as Mindful Colon.
The Golden Hoard of Bactria - I read this as The Golden Hoard of Bacteria.
2% returned - looked like 2% retarded to me, and I wondered why Costco would have that on a sign.

What signs, titles, headlines etc. have you misread, to great puzzlement or hilarity?