How important are sports in your life?
ZOMG I Iive and DIE by my teams
I cant get out of bed before checking last nights scores
I have season tickets BITCHEZZZ
I facebook stalk the MVP on my team
I named my child after a team mascot
My cell phone has a countdown timer to opening day
I seek counseling the day after the season
My car is in my team colors
My bedsheets are in my team logo
I have tattoos with (insert team here) NATION
Sports radio has me on speed dial
I watch maybe a game a year
I know my town has a team... but I dont know what they play
Wait a sec while i ask my book club
other in comments you LOSER.