|the beast with two backs
||[Mar. 21st, 2016|07:43 pm]
The Question Club
How often do you consider yourself lucky to have found your SO among all the people on earth?
I never think about it
I'm sorry I found my SO
I don't have an SO so I'll use the comments to vent
How often do you appraise your SO and think "I could do better"?
only when I'm drunk
only when I'm really angry
How long have you been with your SO?
venting below damn it
What varieties of mollusk have you eaten willingly?
Wherefore art thou?
why are you even asking
What is most important in selecting a partner?
really likes me for me
lives close to me so booty calls are convenient
belives all the same philosophical things I do
is different from me so I learn new things and don't get bored
has awesome shoes
loves the same music I do
prefers me to porn
never eats the last of the ice cream
does not leave socks on the floor
is adaptable and flexible
is absolutely steadfast even when s/he is wrong because damn it I hate ambiguity
remembers to leave toilet seat where I need it most
other in comments