March 21st, 2016

angel

the beast with two backs

Poll #2040216 the most lucky fella

How often do you consider yourself lucky to have found your SO among all the people on earth?

daily
27(39.1%)
weekly
14(20.3%)
occasionally
7(10.1%)
I never think about it
4(5.8%)
I'm sorry I found my SO
0(0.0%)
I don't have an SO so I'll use the comments to vent
12(17.4%)
Other
5(7.2%)

How often do you appraise your SO and think "I could do better"?

never
23(34.3%)
rarely
14(20.9%)
often
4(6.0%)
only when I'm drunk
1(1.5%)
only when I'm really angry
10(14.9%)
venting below
9(13.4%)
other
6(9.0%)

How long have you been with your SO?

weeks
1(1.5%)
months
7(10.3%)
a year
2(2.9%)
1-5 years
12(17.6%)
5-10 years
12(17.6%)
forfreakingever
17(25.0%)
venting below damn it
11(16.2%)
ticky
6(8.8%)

What varieties of mollusk have you eaten willingly?

Wherefore art thou?

because
22(28.6%)
why are you even asking
20(26.0%)
dafuq
11(14.3%)
ticky
24(31.2%)

What is most important in selecting a partner?

body parts
10(3.1%)
facial harmony
10(3.1%)
really likes me for me
53(16.7%)
lives close to me so booty calls are convenient
8(2.5%)
belives all the same philosophical things I do
22(6.9%)
is different from me so I learn new things and don't get bored
30(9.4%)
has awesome shoes
4(1.3%)
loves the same music I do
13(4.1%)
prefers me to porn
21(6.6%)
never eats the last of the ice cream
12(3.8%)
does not leave socks on the floor
8(2.5%)
is adaptable and flexible
36(11.3%)
is absolutely steadfast even when s/he is wrong because damn it I hate ambiguity
5(1.6%)
remembers to leave toilet seat where I need it most
14(4.4%)
nonsmoker
30(9.4%)
420 friendly
11(3.5%)
ticky
20(6.3%)
other in comments
11(3.5%)