December 24th, 2015

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Is it true that every husband and wife kiss each other whenever they leave the house in the morning and when they come back in the evening? And all mothers, fathers, husbands and wives say I love you to their beloved ones before they hang up the phone? Or it just happens on the tv and movies?

Where i live we don't do all of what i mentioned above that's why i was wondering :o .
urchin!

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You guys, I just made a huge batch of chocolate bark, and it came out looking like turds. I'm strapped for cash this year so I thought I'd give people bags of bark but now I'm not sure what to do. Should I jokingly play it off like "haha, lololllol, here's bag of dog shit, Merry Christmas"?

edit: I should clarify. One batch came out really bark-y. Another tray came out thick and poopy. Then another tray came out completely diarrhea-like. It literally looks like gross poop.

DK/DC: While at Publix today, in the cards section, I noticed a Kwanzaa card. And I thought to myself, who is buying this? Do you celebrate Kwanzaa, or know anyone who does? If so, what's the deal with this holiday?