You pick up a rideshare. Soon, you're on a major highway. Everything is going fine for an hour or two, then he announces, "I'm gonna shit and I'm gonna shit RIGHT NOW." What is your next move?
In the event that you have chosen to wait for him as he attends to his issues, what do you do while you wait?
You're just here for the ticky?
What is this mysterious object clunking around in the bottom of my can of Guiness Draught?