October 23rd, 2015

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  • robby

Posting Tweets

We've all seen the auto posts on Livejournal that are a day's worth of someone's Twitter thought. Do you settle down and actually read all the special pearls of wisdom, or do you move on to read something more interesting? Isn't it always better to read a coherent post?
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  • piperki

Must have been the booritos

Poll #2025847 when you gotta go

You pick up a rideshare. Soon, you're on a major highway. Everything is going fine for an hour or two, then he announces, "I'm gonna shit and I'm gonna shit RIGHT NOW." What is your next move?

Pull over, push him out on the shoulder.
16(47.1%)
Don't even pull over, just slow down a little and tell him to jump.
3(8.8%)
Wait until you get to the next rest stop/exit and find a place.
12(35.3%)
Hand him a Ziploc and a crumpled napkin.
2(5.9%)
Other (explain in comments)
1(2.9%)

In the event that you have chosen to wait for him as he attends to his issues, what do you do while you wait?

Post to TQC.
12(30.8%)
Call the authorities.
1(2.6%)
Find a pharmacy and get a flu shot.
4(10.3%)
Write an apologetic note and drive away.
6(15.4%)
Write a passive-aggressive note and drive away.
8(20.5%)
Drink; the alcohol will kill any germs he might have shared.
3(7.7%)
Other (explain in comments).
5(12.8%)

You're just here for the ticky?

Ticky
8(28.6%)
Tricky
4(14.3%)
Tickeh
6(21.4%)
Ticque
10(35.7%)