August 20th, 2015

angrytoast

Enjoy our complimentary breakfast

You've spent the night in a hotel and you're heading for the free self-serve breakfast (not a super fancy sit-down/waiter situation). What articles of clothing do you find appropriate for this breakfast session?

Poll #2020133 What to wear

Time for breakfast. What to wear?

Bathrobe and slippers
2(0.7%)
PJs and bare feet
7(2.5%)
Either bathrobe or PJs but definitely slippers
7(2.5%)
Either bathrobe or PJs but definitely bare feet
1(0.4%)
Whatever clothes you plan to wear for the day's activities
80(28.7%)
Something between pajamas and clothes...old t-shirt, shorts, etc.
33(11.8%)
Doesn't really matter what, as long as feet are covered
10(3.6%)
Any clothes, but flip-flops for sure
19(6.8%)
Clown suit
3(1.1%)
Velcro suit
2(0.7%)
Beekeeper's suit
6(2.2%)
Birthday suit
2(0.7%)
Favorite LARP attire
14(5.0%)
Business suit and severe-framed eyeglasses
18(6.5%)
Michael Jackson Thriller outfit
14(5.0%)
Seven veils
4(1.4%)
Who needs clothes with all these bandages
3(1.1%)
Trench coat, nothing else
3(1.1%)
Monk's robe and DIY tonsure
5(1.8%)
Manacles
3(1.1%)
Monocole
11(3.9%)
Something you hand-knitted so you can wait for strangers to admire it
9(3.2%)
I will use the comments to delineate why I don't eat breakfast
3(1.1%)
Other
5(1.8%)
Ticky
15(5.4%)

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