August 14th, 2015

angel
  • piperki

gross, dude

I was reading this short list by Dr. Nerdlove of five things that make a man less attractive. While I don't disagree with any of them, it seemed to me that there are more than five things that would make anyone less attractive.

Which of these would make you find a man less attractive?
Poll #2019571 oh horrors

Which of these would make you find a man less attractive?

mom jeans
33(3.9%)
dad bod
16(1.9%)
only eats at chain restaurants
39(4.6%)
calls his mom every night
22(2.6%)
never calls his mom
24(2.8%)
still lives with his mom
44(5.2%)
wears undershirts
6(0.7%)
does not wear undershirts
1(0.1%)
uses same cologne as your dad
25(3.0%)
sticks sweaty feet into shoes with no socks
31(3.7%)
wears socks
0(0.0%)
visible underwear over waistband
40(4.7%)
underwear hidden by clothes
0(0.0%)
plumber butt
46(5.4%)
spitting
57(6.7%)
noisily clearing airway and THEN spitting
70(8.3%)
public intoxication
45(5.3%)
touts something like a religion
42(5.0%)
will not eat chocolate
7(0.8%)
bigoted statements/jokes
63(7.4%)
plays accordion
4(0.5%)
hates kitties or puppies
48(5.7%)
does not get why tacos are awesome
16(1.9%)
manscapes
13(1.5%)
refuses to manscape
13(1.5%)
brushes teeth inadequately
58(6.8%)
keeps weapon handy
32(3.8%)
keeps dictionary handy
3(0.4%)
belches ostentatiously
45(5.3%)
Other (in comments)
4(0.5%)
Feynman

(no subject)

You've just returned from a trip.
Poll #2019594 Unpacking

When do you usually unpack?

As soon as I return home
18(19.4%)
Before bed on the day I return
18(19.4%)
Sometime the next day
24(25.8%)
When it's time to do laundry
14(15.1%)
I leave it until the next trip
0(0.0%)
I pull things out a little at a time until the bag is empty
16(17.2%)
I don't bring luggage
0(0.0%)
I don't travel
2(2.2%)
Other
1(1.1%)
yo

(no subject)

Poll #2019617 HardyHarHar

Which of the following television comedy series do you enjoy most?

The Office (US)
7(8.0%)
30 Rock
7(8.0%)
Parks and Recreation
7(8.0%)
Seinfeld
8(9.2%)
Friends
11(12.6%)
Archer
6(6.9%)
Community
5(5.7%)
How I Met Your Mother
7(8.0%)
Arrested Development
7(8.0%)
South Park
13(14.9%)
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
6(6.9%)
Scrubs
3(3.4%)
MEAN GIRLS_Karen

Shift One

Poll #2019623 Shift!

Which hand/finger do you press the "shift" key?

Right hand/finger
16(25.8%)
Left hand/finger
46(74.2%)


When I was in high school, the first laptop I ever got suddenly had a broken shift key! Of course, rather than getting my keys fixed, I just left it and switched to using the other shift key. Before then, I used my left pinkie finger to press the shift key. Ever since then, however, I have been using my right pinkie finger. I've always wondered if people use one over the other based on their dominant hand, alternate, or make do because of other reasons!