I don't have to worry about a language barrier; a friend has done this before and has taught modern English to a few translators at the court.
What should I buy?
He is very rarely here at the moment, he mostly stays at his girlfriends.
I rent from him, and he rents the flat unfurnished, so all the interior is his.
He has packed up his stuff (over a week and a half before he leaves) including all crockery, cutlery...any cooking utensils.
I get that it is his stuff to do as he likes with, but it's a dick move to do this without warning me right? I now can't go to a shop to get more something to cook with or eat my dinner off or with.
The house is a state with his rubbish packing. Stuff all over the surfaces, filth everywhere. He's clearly now gone out for the evening. What's an appropriate revenge?
The very petty part of me who is now going to have to go shopping for cutlery tomorrow wants to put it somewhere he can't use it.
You arrive home after traveling. Some of the clothes in your bag are still clean/unworn. Do you:
If you do not have clean underwear available, do you turn a used pair inside out and wear it?
Is sand cleaner than other dirt?
Which flamin' hot snack item is the most bestest?