July 3rd, 2015

r lee ermey

Enemy bag

Which of the following are you doing with the enemy?

Sleeping with the enemy
5(5.7%)
Sexing the enemy
4(4.5%)
Drinking with the enemy
7(8.0%)
Doing the enemies ironing
2(2.3%)
Cooking with the enemy
2(2.3%)
Shopping with the enemy
4(4.5%)
Texting the enemies ex and saying where the BASTARD is sleeping tonight
2(2.3%)
Mocking the enemies' poor performance
10(11.4%)
Shaming the enemy
8(9.1%)
Ordering the lobster from the enemy
3(3.4%)
Putting M&Ms in the enemys' gas tank
4(4.5%)
I don't believe in enemies I just unfriend you
5(5.7%)
Why so judgmental haji?
9(10.2%)
Ticky
15(17.0%)
I've been drinking...don't blame me
8(9.1%)
reptile

Blender troubles

Anyone have any advice on how to get a stubborn blender bottom to unscrew? Its plastic, in case that's relevant.
ETA: I've tried hot water, having someone else try to unscrew it, and using the base for extra leverage, all with no luck. (Also combining the first and last suggestions.) :(
Son of ETA: Have given up on the blender as a lost cause.

Any recommendations for a decent cheap ($30ish) blender if I can't disassemble it? (It is pretty old, so its not a great loss)

DK,DC: What's your favorite dinosaur?