|How long would you wait...
||[Jun. 4th, 2015|11:00 am]
The Question Club
...to go ass to mouth?|
Just kidding (and I don't know why that phrase is stuck in my head).
Okay, let's say you live in a building with only one washer and dryer. You head down to use them, and both are empty, but there is a laundry basket sitting on top of one of the machines. A package of detergent is also there, so it's possible that this is a sign that somebody is calling dibs. (I'm new here, so I don't know.)
How long would you wait before thinking, "Eff it. You had more than enough time to get quarters"?
Don't know/don't care/clean underwear is for suckers: what is the most ridiculous accusation that somebody has thrown at you?