March 26th, 2014

summer

(no subject)

Random question... I'm having a baby (due May 23), and my baby shower is on April 5. For the thank-you notes, I was thinking it'd be cute to send each person a picture of the baby using whatever they bought as a gift, but do you think two months is too long to wait to send out thank-you notes? (I'd write them ahead of time and just take the photos after the baby is born.)
Genghis Kong

Monsters Ball

So they find a way to clone dinosaurs off amber-encased DNA, hypothetically. New technology, and there's a lot of dinosaurs they can clone. This mass cloning becomes so mundane that businesses form around them. Which of these dinosaur-related businesses would you patronize?

Raptor petting zoo (these are the ones covered in feathers, not the Spielberg raptors). You can feed them meats
25(15.1%)
Brontasaurus rides
38(22.9%)
Triceratop ribs (just like the Flintstones!)
17(10.2%)
Raptor hunting range
4(2.4%)
Dinosaur zoo (just like Jurassic Park)
33(19.9%)
T-Rex leather boots
5(3.0%)
Dinosaur omelettes (out of their enormous eggs)
20(12.0%)
Pygmy diplodocus (they grow as big as a dog)
24(14.5%)

Let's say Bigfoot was captured. Holy cow, he's real! What would you like to see happen to him?

Studied exclusively for science
8(14.0%)
Put on display, like a travelling zoo, going city to city
0(0.0%)
Released back into the wild
14(24.6%)
Same as above, except they mount a camera on him, so we can study his habits
34(59.6%)
Clones. Let's get oodles of him
0(0.0%)
Other
1(1.8%)

Hypothetical. You're in the woods, camping (sure, why not?). As you're gathering firewood, alone, you hear a stick crack under foot. You turn to the sound, and see a 7' tall humanoid. It's large and muscular and bipedial, covering in brownish hair, shambling along. Its arms seem to be of average human length, stopping around the crotch-level, and swing side to side when walking, much more human than ape. It doesn't notice you as it continues its way to its cryptozoological destination. What is it you think you saw?

SASQUATCH!
26(45.6%)
It...must have been a bear. It's the woods. It was an unusual kind of bear
6(10.5%)
Orangutan, but what is one of them doing in the woods?
6(10.5%)
Hallucination. What was in that moonshine?
6(10.5%)
Probably one of my friends fucking with me
12(21.1%)
Other
1(1.8%)
Bone

(no subject)

What was the last book(s) you bought or borrowed?

Among Others - Jo Walton
Wool - Hugh Howe
Use of Weapons - Iain M. Banks

What are some things you need to get done?

Will you share pictures of your favourite places in your home?

(no subject)

Okay, guys. Let's say that at work, in the bathroom, one of the light bulbs isn't working, so that the lights are very dim. When you go to the bathroom, it's pretty dark. Then the light is fixed, and you notice that somebody peed all over the toilet seat. You know that you've sat on it once since then, because when you look back, you realize that you noticed *something* on the toilet seat, but it didn't register in your brain at the time. But you know the pee was dry, at least, because you didn't feel anything.

When you get home, do you...

Do nothing
13(13.5%)
Take a shower
40(41.7%)
Change your underwear
23(24.0%)
Change your pants
20(20.8%)
groucho

(no subject)

When can a wedding band come off?

what happens in Vegas ...stays in Vegas
5(4.9%)
when one partner says
12(11.8%)
when one of you gets a lawyer
10(9.8%)
when the seperation agreement is signed
20(19.6%)
when your stuff/his stuff hits the front lawn/door
14(13.7%)
when the locks get changed
12(11.8%)
when the friends/children take sides
4(3.9%)
when the decree is final
15(14.7%)
when the condo/house/boat is finally sold
5(4.9%)
haji you don't have a profile on OK CUPID yet???
5(4.9%)



NO 2: when one partner says "I break with thee I break with thee I break with thee"