||[Mar. 26th, 2014|10:21 am]
The Question Club
So they find a way to clone dinosaurs off amber-encased DNA, hypothetically. New technology, and there's a lot of dinosaurs they can clone. This mass cloning becomes so mundane that businesses form around them. Which of these dinosaur-related businesses would you patronize?
Raptor petting zoo (these are the ones covered in feathers, not the Spielberg raptors). You can feed them meats
Triceratop ribs (just like the Flintstones!)
Raptor hunting range
Dinosaur zoo (just like Jurassic Park)
T-Rex leather boots
Dinosaur omelettes (out of their enormous eggs)
Pygmy diplodocus (they grow as big as a dog)
Let's say Bigfoot was captured. Holy cow, he's real! What would you like to see happen to him?
Studied exclusively for science
Put on display, like a travelling zoo, going city to city
Released back into the wild
Same as above, except they mount a camera on him, so we can study his habits
Clones. Let's get oodles of him
Hypothetical. You're in the woods, camping (sure, why not?). As you're gathering firewood, alone, you hear a stick crack under foot. You turn to the sound, and see a 7' tall humanoid. It's large and muscular and bipedial, covering in brownish hair, shambling along. Its arms seem to be of average human length, stopping around the crotch-level, and swing side to side when walking, much more human than ape. It doesn't notice you as it continues its way to its cryptozoological destination. What is it you think you saw?
It...must have been a bear. It's the woods. It was an unusual kind of bear
Orangutan, but what is one of them doing in the woods?
Hallucination. What was in that moonshine?
Probably one of my friends fucking with me