||[Jan. 27th, 2014|01:57 pm]
The Question Club
You're at a baseball game with a friend. During the 7th inning stretch, they do the 'kiss cam' on the jumbotron. They aim the camera at a couple in the stands, and they're expected to kiss, and they always do. Suddenly, the camera focuses on you, and the person you're seated next to, who's a complete stranger. The stranger is attractive and of the opposite sex. Awkward tension arises as you both look at each other, confused what to do. The camera keeps locked on the two of you, and you hear in the stands 'KISS KISS KISS'. It's now been 30 seconds and the camera is still on you, and the crescendo of chants gets louder. What do you do?
Lean over and kiss the stranger. It means nothing, and I apoligize later
Same as above, except I try and get a date out of it
Screw the audience. I do nothing.
Panic and flee to the bathroom. This is too much
Smile, and turn the other way and kiss my friend
Give the middle finger to the camera
You're dating someone new. It's a month into the relationship. You're both at a fancy restaurant, and you get a bottle of wine. During the meal, you pour the contents of the first glass down your throat, when something slides into your mouth. Perplexed, you pull it out. It's a pretty engagement ring. Once you're holding it in your hand, your date stands up and bends on one knee in front of you. You hear people gasp, as the whole restaurant is now looking at you. Your date asks 'Will you marry me?' It's only been a month, and while you like this person, you know you don't love him/her yet. What do you do?
Politely thank him/her, but say that it's too soon and you're not ready yet. Return the ring
Stand up, embarrassed as hell, and run to the restroom
Accept for the crowd's sake, but later, break off the engagement in the car ride home
Burst out laughing. Remind him/her that it's only been a month, and how absurd this is. Make light of the whole thing. Try and get your date to realize this was a bad idea, without you having to actually say no
Not only do you say no to your date in front of all these gawking people, but you break up with your date as well, with an audience
You're dating someone new. It's only been two dates. One weekday morning, you're awakened by loud music coming from your window, at 5am. It's a Bryan Adams song. Groggy, you walk to the window. It's the person you've been dating, holding a boombox over his/her head, just like in Say Anything, looking up at your window. The music is blaring at a high volume, and your date has a lovestruck, pleading look on his/her face. How do you respond?
Invite him/her inside. So sweet a gesture. We do something romantic
Invite him/her inside. Once inside, I break up with them on the spot. Fucking crazy person
Thank them politely, but say that you need your sleep, and they should call you later. You're touched by the gesture, but you just can't deal with it now
Throw heavy objects at this person, trying to stop the music and drive him/her off
Scream, cuss and threaten this person until they leave
Go rushing outside to manually turn off the boombox yourself. Give him/her a kiss and thank them
Same as above, except instead of a kiss, it's a shove against the car and an order to get the hell off my street
I'd have pretended to be asleep and not made my presence known, in the hopes that the other person give up and leave