|Worst-case scenario checklist
||[Jan. 20th, 2014|08:58 am]
The Question Club
You went over to meet and have dinner with your new SO's parents. Everything went wrong- You discovered your SO is actually not your type at all, thei family has 'dysfunctional' painted in bright red all over them, and you're questioning whether or not they were legitimately trying to poison you with intent during dinner. How do you extract yourself from the situation in a way that makes sure you'll never go here again?
Bye, wasn't dinner grand! It reminded me of cleaning up, last time my dog got diarrhoea!
Goodnight SoandSo family, I can tell how much work you put into ruining this so I've gotta run, fast! The salmonella wa DE-LISH!
Mr&Mrs So and So, if I'd gotten a faulty model, I would have taken it back but you... seem to have made things work! Goodnight!
I'm speechless. I don't know what to say. For a start, the food was... Secondly, your hospitality was un... Also I feel so much mmm... ...knowing my partner grew up in such ahhhhhhh... family. Gotta RUN!
Gee thanks, this went off like a dream. The kind I wake up terrified after, but quickly forget. We might be doing this again soon, unfortunately.
To add emphasis to your statement with gestures and expressions, you'd also add-
An insidious wink
Gritted and bared teeth
Eyes rolling into the back of your head
A Bronx Cheer or two... or three