||[Oct. 19th, 2013|03:26 pm]
The Question Club
We're having a Halloween movie marathon here at my house, because . . . well, because it's October and Halloween is the Rolls Royce of slasher franchises, that's why. At the beginning of the second installment, a couple is *spoiler alert for a movie that is over three decades old* killed in their house. The wife is in the kitchen constructing sandwiches for herself and her spouse, and she asks the husband if he would like mayonnaise on his sandwich (he never responds because he is already dead). My problem with this is that the sandwich seems to be ham on white. What unearthly creature puts mayonnaise on a ham sandwich?!? I'm not crazy, right? That sounds totally gross, right?
*Note: Yes, I am vegan and have been for more than a decade. So when I think of eating these things, it is clearly the vegan version. But my disgust at the flavor combinations stands.*
Does putting mayonnaise on a ham sandwich sound totally gross or what?
OH GOD YES THAT'S SO NASTY
I mean, doesn't it just remind you of putting mayonnaise on a hot dog?
No, what the hell are you talking about?
Wait, you don't put mayonnaise on your hot dogs, do you?!?
No, of course not. I'm no cretin!
Yes! It's a delectable treat for young and old!