||[Aug. 27th, 2013|10:07 am]
The Question Club
You're on death row, about to be executed, because of that thing you did (you know, with that guy that ended badly). You're being killed the next day, and the jailer asks what you want for your last meal. It's a good kitchen, but they can't make everything. He shows you a menu of 15 entrees. What do you select?
Burritos (meat or cheese)
Steak (prime rib)
Pizza (any topping, any restaurant if requested)
Assorted cheeses, breads, dips and some meat
Lasagna (meat or vegetarian)
Fried chicken (KFC if requested)
Chinese sampler (orange chicken, chow mein, broccoli beef and a couple other dishes)
Applesauce-glazed pork chops
Hamburgers (any restaurant if requested)
Shrimp (prepared anyway you like it)
Gumbo (it's authentic)
Just a bowl of fruit
And what would you like for dessert?
Chocolate lava cake
Candy bars (any kind)
Fresh cookies (chocolate chip, oatmeal, sugar)
And what would you like to drink? Nothing alcoholic
Now that dinner is over and you have one last time to reflect on life, are you sorry for what you did to that guy, that unfortunate misunderstanding, and that fatal beating with the toilet plunger?
Yes. I'm sorry.
No. He had it coming
I still say I was fraaaaaamed