|Survival poll. Well, most of it is
||[Aug. 15th, 2013|10:21 am]
The Question Club
You're in Australia, alone in your hotel room and taking a shower, when SUDDENLY, a huntsman spider crawls down from the ceiling and rests on the inside shower door handle. What do you do?
Scream and cry until someone else comes into the room
Pour shampoo and conditioner over it and hope that the chemicals kill it
'Scootch' it along with the washcloth, and exit as normal
Smash it with the shampoo bottles
Play dead (this works on bears, right?)
You're hiking in the woods. Between the tuna sandwich you ate, the berry shampoo you used, and the E'au de Salmon perfume you regretably chose to wear, you notice a bear is following you. What do you do?
Wear a disguise. Bears don't have the canniness humans do and are easily confused
Wave my arms around and make noise, making the bear think that I'm bigger than he is
Nothing. We just happen to be going the same way. It's my paranoia working overtime
Later on that same hiking trip, you move past a bush and hear rattling. It's a damn rattlesnake, coiled up, neck arched back and fangs bared. You're within striking range. What do you do?
Turn around and run
Make a lot of sudden movements. Snakes panic easily and it's more afraid of me than I am of it
Fall to the ground and play dead
Wave my arms around and make noise, making the snake think that I'm bigger than he is
Wear a disguise. Maybe it won't be as pissed about my new identity
You're staying at a lakeside camp with several other people. One night, walking around by yourself, you spy a large man in a hockey mask carrying a machete. He hasn't seen you yet. What do you do?
Turn around and run for the car
Turn around and run, shouting out to all the other people there's danger
Run up and try and get an autograph. He's no doubt some famous hockey player
Just refuse to have sex, do drugs or drink. Those are obviously the people who will be killed first
One day, while cleaning out your wardrobe, you stumble upon a hidden dimension! It's layered in snow, this land inside the wardrobe. You travel a bit and come across a faun/satyr! What do you do?
Make friends. Get him to invite me back to his flat for tea
Run away, back to my own reality. This is too freaky, man!
Lure him back to my room through the wardrobe. He's going to make me rich! I own a freaking mythological creature!
Nothing really. I'm socially awkward around normal people, and I'm sure I'd be awkward around half-goat people too