|Read the question so you don't do it wrong
||[Jul. 26th, 2013|10:26 am]
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You're on a first date. Things are going very well. You have a lot in common, there's an obvious attraction, there's playful banter and inside jokes already. It may lead to first date intimacy. You haven't suggested it yet, but there's a strong spark. But then your date says something that may derail the 'feed good' vibe. Which of these, if uttered by your date, would halt any forward progress towards sex/making out? Anything you don't check are things you can overlook and continue on where this date seems to be heading
How do you feel about anal?
I haven't been with anyone since that bitch Shirley broke my heart. EFF YOU, SHIRLEY! I'M MOVING ON, SEE! Haha, I'm sure she can't see
I was in church just the other day, and I said, Jesus, my personal savior, when am I going to meet a nice person to share in worship to you?
Man, I bet you look good naked. I know I look good naked. Another thing we have in common. Haha
I think that was dairy in the pasta. I'm sooooo gassy right now. We're going to have to crack all the windows in the car later
Betcha didn't know I was an amateur porn star. Don't worry, I haven't been with anyone else in least 2 weeks
You're so smart! My last 3 gfs/bfs were all 17 and I had to explain a lot to them
Oh, don't worry. You're getting laid tonight. Guarranteed, as your date winks at you
I didn't tell you? I'm on Rumspringa. I swore to myself that I wouldn't go back unless I found someone great. I think I may be staying. Smile
I don't know if I told you, but I have 3 kids. We'll have to be quiet
Let's go back to my place. I got some coke there. That'll really get us in the mood
Your date hasn't actually said anything bad, but you've now noticed that he/she has been scratching their crotch almost continuously throughout the entire meal
We're going to have to take the longer route to get to my place, on account of that restraining order. I told them I wasn't stalking, but no one believed me
You're not really my type, but you'll do. Damn, I guess it has been a while
Don't you find sex disgusting? Just meat and moisture. I just like to kiss and cuddle. Can I get a high five on that?