|I have terrible neighbors
||[Jul. 23rd, 2013|01:08 pm]
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I live in a neighborhood near a major university. I just graduated and can't wait until my lease is up. Since the middle of June until present, the drunk frat kids next door have had an endless supply of explosives which they prefer to set off between the hours of midnight and 5 a.m. The police will not respond to fireworks calls, even after they shot one at my windows (they have better things to do most of the time), and the neighborhood is sort of a no-man's-land as far as police coverage goes (the college PD and city PD always fight over who has to respond here) and the brats sort of just run wild and do as they please. The thing is, this really aggravates and sometimes triggers my migraines — it's excruciating physical torture for me, really, but they won't stop.|
Any suggestions for smelly and/or messy revenge that won't physically hurt anyone or cause irreversible property damage? Sling shot old fish through their open windows? Serious and non serious answers welcomed with tired arms.
Edit: Because of those shits, I'm in bed alone on my birthday with a migraine. What's the worst birthday you've ever had?