||[Jul. 9th, 2013|02:23 pm]
The Question Club
It's November 3, and the doorbell rings at 3:00am. Nervous, you check through the peephole. There's a 7' man wearing a black robe, with a sack in his hands. You can't see his face at all. TRICK OR TREAT, he exclaims. What do you do?
Open the door and give him candy. I know it's a few days late, but I'm still in the Halloween spirit
Tell him to leave or you'll call the police
Say nothing. Hope he leaves on his own
If you didn't open the door to the enormous candy-seeking visitor, is it because you're bitter and dead inside?
Yes. It consumes me like an aching, malevolent singularity. But it's not like it owns me or anything
Not as much as you'd think. I just didn't want to share my candy
I didn't open the door because I hate Halloween, candy and all things festive
I knew it! So what changes will you make this summer to make yourself more pleasant to be around?
Absolutely nothing. I will probably be even less pleasant
I'll try and be less stabby in public places. I will try anyway
Probably nothing drastically different. I will just wear a summer dress when I'm scowling at people
I'll start giving away free candy! Frozen Snickers...fired from a slingshot. That's pleasant, right?
I'm already pleasant, you !*#*$! bastard!!!!
I didn't use a lot of logic making this poll, but apparently, the end result is that most of you are bad people because you let the 3am giant go hungry on your porch. How disappointed is the Baby Jesus in you right now?
Largely. He always is. Judgmental toddler
No more disappointed than he normally is. I may have to donate a kidney to get in his good graces again
Somewhat less disappointed actually. He actually didn't expect me to get out of bed to look out the peehole. Damn sloth!