June 6th, 2013
"Hey, I'm so sorry for messaging you. But I just wanted to say that I was at this bar, and I heard *insert name of song that made me think of you*. I hope you're doing well."
What intentions (if any) do you presume s/he might have? Serious and non-serious.
Is this greeting odd or fairly normal?
For $1,000,000, would you...forgo using toilet paper, paper towels, wipes or even those toilet seat covers unless it's used to cover a toilet seat (no wiping with it) for 2 calendar years? You can probably just install a bidet or just hop in the shower after you use the bathroom, but what will you do when you're outside your home? 730 days of holding it in?
For $1,000,000, would you...help 25 hardened convicts escape from prison? You don't know their crimes, you don't know if they'll repeat their offenses. You'll be given a key that will unlock the front gate during recess and they'll escape quietly. It's your conscience that will be under pressure whenever you hear about someone getting murdered in your city because you'll always wonder if it's your fault
For $1,000,000, would you...personally euthanize 30 puppies? You'll show up at a dog pound and these puppies are unadopted and they can't be cared for anymore. You aren't allowed to find homes for them. You'll have to inject each happy, innocent puppy with death. Is some bad karma worth a cool million?
For $1,000,000, would you...eat a human leg (from the knee down)? The source is unknown, but you're reassured it's disease-free. However, you'll have to prepare it yourself. It's a male leg, so you'll have to remove the hair and toenails, then figure out how to cook it, etc. It will most likely require a few meals to finish it, and psychologically, it may be traumatic, but hey, you'll be on easy street
For $1,000,000, would you...work in a glory hole at a sex club for one night? It's revolting, degrading, but you only have to give oral to strangers behind a wall for several hours, and it's for seven figures
So tell me TQC, What should I do to entertain myself during this very rainy day? Srs/non srs.
DK/DC? Do you drink coffee? If so, how do you like it?
I went on a Taco Bell run with some friends late last night and I was appalled when they wanted to pull into the parking lot and sit and eat. I was like, your house is 10 minutes from here. You are not starving to death. This car smells like cigarettes. Can we not. So they ate while I drove back to the house.
I just had to shout at my sister's nurse because my sister was too shy to stick up for herself/the nurse wasn't listening when she tried. Pretty sure that nurse hates me now but that's cool as long as she gives my sister the proper care from now on.
What is your favourite kind?
Usually I like chocolate but I found a vanilla ice cream with sprinkles and white cake in it and it's delicious.
b. any graphic novel recommendations? i'm thinking more bechdel than batman (any language).
a. two different game of thrones spoilers in 24 hours. i'm actually really disappointed :(
b. there are tons, but marjane satrapi was my first love so i'll go with her
2. What are some meals you eat on a fairly regular basis?
So I turn to you, TQC, for advice!
What's a good non-iPod MP3 player that will hold over 80gb and has straightforward, no-fuss software that won't eat half my music collection on a whim?
DK/DC: do you have any names picked out for future children/pets? I like Hazel for a girl and Marcus for a boy. (Children or pets, whatever comes first, haha.)
Did you have to Google it??
Are they dangerous? My mum says that they are, since she had a bad experience with one when she was younger, but won't divulge in the details.
Does anyone have any personal stories about ouija boards and seances? Did anything happen?
Should I stop at 55, or go ahead and be 56 for the rest of my life?
Stop at 55
Be 56 and stop there
Oh grow up and celebrate your age... your hoary, unbelievably OLD age
I like cake.
DK/DC: what did you get for your birthday last time? Did you have cake and ice cream? What kind?