April 16th, 2013


Would you rather...?

Would you rather...?

Gain 10lbs and earn $10,000
Pay $10,000 to never gain another pound for the rest of your life. The 10k will be deducted incrementally from all future paychecks

Would you rather...?

Leap off the high board into a pool filled with cow manure
Take a 6 hour road trip with a tarantula hidden in your car. It's been released into the car an hour before you take off and you won't know where it is. You can't look for it. You just hop in and drive and hope it doesn't find you

Would you rather...?

Have a threesome with 2 ugly people. On a scale of 1 to 10, they're 1's. At least a 2 hour session
Make a sex video and put it online in some amateur porn site

Would you rather have everyone you meet think...?

You're stupid. Just another failure of our schools. No one believes any facts you say, people correct you constantly, speak slow so you understand
You were born with both sets of genitals. Some people just feel uncomfortable talking alone with you, some think you're a freak, and almost no one would want to date you

Would you rather...?

Have your stalker follow you to a crowded restaurant and serenade you at the top of his/her lungs
Have to run 2 blocks to your home in your underwear (or bottomless if you go commando). You're dropped off near your home. Unbeknownst to you, your baggy pants gets caught in the door and it gets yanked off. It's around noon

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Have you ever felt guilty about quitting a job? At my last job I didn't care but I feel like I'd really be screwing over my coworkers and boss at this job. I know we all have to do what's best for us and people quit and that's life, but I still feel terrible when I think about it.

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What is the best concert you've ever been to?  What about the worst or most disappointing?  Are there any concerts coming up that you're looking forward to?

The best for me would probably be either Counting Crows or Cake.  Both had so much energy and actually performed rather than just being up on stage singing/playing their instruments.  Also, I had been an avid fan of both those bands for around eight years before I finally got the chance to see them, so those concerts were incredibly satisfying.

The worst concert...well, seeing Incubus live made me completely lose interest in them, not because they didn't perform well, but because they were just so fucking boring.  They stuck to their big radio hits and played them exactly the way you would hear them on the radio or the album.  Blech.  On top of that, it was one of the most expensive concerts I've ever been to.  I was so bummed out leaving that show.

I've got a few concerts coming up that I'm pretty psyched about.  I'm going to see my senior-year-of-high-school-obsession The Postal Service with my best friend on Thursday, Dinosaur Jr. on Saturday, and The Crystal Method in July (it was supposed to be next week but got postponed, wah).
abed troy

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how comfortable are you with people confiding in you about their bodies? do you feel it's TMI? what do you say to people who share too much?

i'm always fine with stuff like that, so it always shocks me when people are like "ew i did NOT need to know that!" i mean i dont talk about shit like that constantly, but at work i was held up in the toilet because of my period leaking and my friend was like "ididntneedtoknowthat."

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Should polygamy be legal?

haj quit joking
you're such a troll haji
its anti feminist and you're a hater
keep on dreamin haj...you can't keep ONE wife much less two


trollin, trollin
think you could share a wife haj??
thats too weird for me to comprehend


80s Movie quiz

I only feel confident on a dozen of these. I'm embarrassed ... I mean, I LIVED the 80s as an adult, I should have seen more 80s movies than that by now.

Think we can solve it as a group?


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