January 29th, 2013

Mr. Pants Says

Jellis Yet?

Are you jealous of the beautiful weather I get to have? It's sunny, 74 F, with a light breeze.

Apparently, Florida has outlawed Winter, and I don't miss it one bit.

Dk/dc/I love winter: If you needed to get your water heater repaired, would you call a plumber or electrician (it's electric)?

ETA: Landlord got a plumber to come replace the old one with a new water heater.
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fiona

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(i think it's been a while since we had this question? if i'm wrong let me know)

Married People: Will you tell us about your wedding?

Unmarried People: What would your dream wedding be like?

Uninterested in Marriage People: When did you realize you didn't want to get married?
Spelling Contest

Oral sex poll

You have to go down on one of these celebrities. Who do you pick?

Channing Tatum (or Scarjo). He/she hasn't bathed in a week and it's been a hot summer
22(30.1%)
Jon Lovitz (or Hilary Clinton). He/she has not only bathed twice that day, but soaked in scented bath salts, so he/she is totally clean and smells fantastic
51(69.9%)

Your SO is giving you oral sex (pretend you have one if you're single). It's the best sex ever and your SO is hitting ALL your buttons, and you're about to cum like an explosion. However, you've been holding in a fart the entire time, and the closer you get to orgasm, the harder it gets to hold it in. Your SO is on the final stretch, and you're about to have a mad, intense orgasm in the next 20 seconds. If you do, you'll be letting lose a treacherous fart right around the same time. It really is the best sexual experience you recall having (we're talking years here) and it's taking extreme effort to hold in your gas. Tick tock tick tock. What do you do?

Let the orgasm happen; wild, wonderful, exhilerating orgasm. And I sort of fart around my SO's face. I'll try and make it up to him/her later
40(52.6%)
Using extreme control, I push my SO off me and either exit the room to pass gas or continue to hold it in. My genitals make a sad face
36(47.4%)

It's your SO's birthday, and it's been a wonderful night. In bed, he/she tells you that their ultimate sexual fantasy is to experience a blumpkin (urban dictionary if you don't know what this is). Imagine the female equivalent if you're dating a woman. What are the chances on this green earth that you'll make this wish come true?

100%. It's his/her birthday and they asked nicely. I can't refuse
4(5.1%)
50%. I'm really not liking the idea but I suppose I can be talked into it
9(11.5%)
25%. There had better be a damn good tradeoff here. If I do this, my partner has to give me something I want bad
16(20.5%)
5%. He/she would have to pull out a gun and demand it
13(16.7%)
0%. My SO'll have to put my dead, blue lips on their junk if they want this as I will not willingly do this no matter what
36(46.2%)
mulan

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What is the polite way to inform an older, very traditionally minded adult that their unsolicited and uninformed advice about a temporary problem you are experiencing is unwelcome, and that you would like them to stop offering it?

Assume that you will continue to see the person frequently until the problem is resolved, and that you must be civil during these encounters which you want kept brief, and once the issue is resolved you will see them less frequently.

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Is anyone else petrified of the gym/working out?

My SO and I got free trial memberships to a local gym. I walked in to a room of males, went to the women's section and began crying. I'm in my car now waiting for my BF to come out because I didn't want him to miss out. He likes the gym.

I have never stepped foot in a gym before, btw, nor do I really work out. I walk and try to ride my stationary bike at home. I'm in terrible shape, am very heavy right now due to medication side effects. I also have a ton of very noticeable scars from self harm.

Tell me I'm not the only person who is crazy like this?


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groucho

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What are the chances of Afghanistan being a functioning state within 10 years? 1=not good and 10=great

Mean: 2.46 Median: 2 Std. Dev 1.90
1
13(46.4%)
2
6(21.4%)
3
2(7.1%)
4
2(7.1%)
5
2(7.1%)
6
1(3.6%)
7
2(7.1%)
8
0(0.0%)
9
0(0.0%)
10
0(0.0%)

What are the chances of me still working in Afghanistan in 2 years? 1= pack your bags Haji and 10=buy a new boat

Mean: 4.62 Median: 5 Std. Dev 2.00
1
2(7.7%)
2
2(7.7%)
3
3(11.5%)
4
3(11.5%)
5
11(42.3%)
6
1(3.8%)
7
2(7.7%)
8
1(3.8%)
9
0(0.0%)
10
1(3.8%)

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You find out with absolute certainty that you will die by slipping and falling and breaking your neck while taking a shower. You do not know where or when this might happen. Does this effect your behavior or routines in any way? If so, how?

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What are your favorite places to get french fries from, if you are a french fry eater? What places do you avoid eating french fries from? What were the worst french fries you can remember eating?

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What's the minimum length of time one should stay at a full-time, salaried position so as not to be called "unprofessional"? A year?

EDIT:
Another question...
Is there a way to let an ex know you're SO OVER him/her without saying it directly to them? If there even is a way...
bunny cat

Why Do I Feel Awkward/Weird About This, TQC?

So....I was engaged to a guy from Europe 20 years ago. We went our seperate ways.....fast forward to  2 years ago. He contacted me via Facebook last year. Within 2 weeks of contacting me, he flew over to see me and my 2 sons (was divorced at the time). He was seperated from his wife.
He calls and emails me from time to time.
He emailed me last week telling me that he's coming to visit NY next week with his girlfriend, and that he wants to get together while he's visiting. .

I told my husband if he wanted to meet him - he said no - so why a i feeling weird about getting together with him?
 


 
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