||[Sep. 18th, 2012|10:59 am]
The Question Club
You're running through a lonely rural area as fast as you can. There's a chainsaw-wielding lunatic chasing you. You have about a good 10' of distance from him. As you turn a corner, you see a $10 bill on the ground. Do you stop and pick it up?
I'm not sure. I would probably stop and stare at it, weighing the pros and cons of stopping
Most of you probably picked 'no' in the above question, which leads me to believe that the vast majority of TQC is tired of their physical belongings and would wish to sell them all, and donate the $$ to a charity. What good people you all are. However, at the time of this liquidation of all your worldly possessions, there's only a few charities that are accepting. Which of these charities would you donate everything?
Flat Earth Society
Movement to take the bald eagle off the endangered list (sponsored by members of the NRA)
Toys for Twats (sex toys for the homeless)
Ongoing study on how Noah was able to fit 2 of every animal on the ark (sponsored by a Christian college)
Parents Against the Word Darn (group wishes to have the word bleeped out on TV)
Surgery to fix hairlips on horses
John Edwards defense fund (those legal fees add up)
Taking Back the Word 'Queer' (conservative group wants to make the word 'queer' applicable to non-gay things again)
Study of why the cockroach population is down .002%
Prostitute retirement program (hookers get no 401k, so this group wants to make sure they're provided for after they retire)
'Put Reagan's face on the penny' fund
'Put Obama's face on the penny' fund
Father Sergio's Gay Re-education Camp'
Group that wants bacon to be reclassified as a vegetable to vegetarians can eat it