||[Sep. 5th, 2012|01:21 pm]
The Question Club
In this scenario, you're living with your SO. You come home one day only to find an orangutan in your living room. Shocked and petrified, you call out for your SO, only to hear him/her reply "I was at the gas station and some guy was trying to sell Ol Chester here. I haggled him down to just $150! Isn't he awesome?" Chester's eyes are fixated on you, unblinking. How do you react?
"Oh honey, what a fantastic addition to the family. It was truly meant to be"
"WHAT! Are you CRAZY?!! You brought a giant ape into our home? Get rid of it!"
"He's great and all, but $150? That really sets us back"
"I wonder what orangutan tastes like..."
Your SO has gone off to return the orangutan. There's a high possibility that things may go back to normal finally. An hour later, he/she returns. "Chester's gone, but you won't believe what an awesome pet I got instead!" In walks an anteater. It's enormous. "It only costs me an extra $50. SCORE! We'll never have to worry about ants again!!!" How do you react?
"I want to name him Phil. This is so exciting!"
"What are you thinking? Where are we going to put this thing? You're an idiot"
"$200??? Babe, we can't afford an exotic pet like this. We don't even have ants to feed it"
"I wonder what anteater tastes like..."
Your get your SO to return the anteater, with the promise of NO MORE PETS. He/she returns, giddy. "What a great day! As I was about to return Phil, some guy offered to take him off my hands. Though, he didn't have any money. He had something better!" He/she extends a hand "He had magic beans!!! That's way better than money. I can't wait to plant them." How do you react?
"LET'S PLANT THEM NOW!!!!" So awesome"
Start packing my bags. This is clearly the last straw. I'm outta this relationship
"You gave away our $200...on a handful of beans? sadface"