|Noah Dea what to make of this poll
||[May. 29th, 2012|11:21 am]
The Question Club
God appears to you in a dream and tells you to build an ark, giving you specific directions and measurements. There's gonna be a flood, you see, and all the animals are gonna come to your door seeking refuge. What do you do?
Better get started. There will be a lot of building in my immediate future
Ignore it. If it's really important, God will give me the message a couple more times. Only then will I know it's for real
Ignore it and all future messages. I don't acknowledge that such a being exists. My dreams are no doubt due to stress on the job mixed with worry about global warming or something
Move. Someplace pretty safe from flooding, where a lot of animals would have trouble getting to. Then I invest in a quality liferaft
Clean up and stop doing drugs or alcohol. I'm starting to lose it
Maybe you ignore it or don't get around to the 'ark' project quick enough. One day you find out you've won a raffle at Home Depot for $1,000,000 credit (that you don't remember entering), and later that day, a pair of armadillos are found on your porch. What do you do now?
Get to work on the ark ASAP
Sell the credit online for actual money. Shoo the armadillos off my porch with a broom
Use the Home Depot credit to build an awesome treehouse instead, complete with a hot tub. Fit the armadillos with trays so they can carry tools for me
Let's say you still haven't begun building on the ark. Either you don't believe or you're still procrastinating. Now, it's raining, and has been for the last 2 days. A pair of aardvarks and a pair of sloth end up on your porch. What do you do now?
Get to work on the ark ASAP
Shoo them off my porch with a broom, after carefully taking the animals' picture for Facebook
Call the local zoo and ask if there's been any escaped critters, and where they can find them
Get out my gun. There's gonna be 'vark vittles and sloth-kabobs tonight!
It's day 10 of the rains. There's a lot of flood in your areas. A pair of zebra, buffalo and pandas show up. What do you do?
Working on ark. Can't talk now
Shoo them off my porch with a broom, after carefully taking the animals' picture for Facebook. Get a dog to chase future animals off my property
Call zoo and tell them to watch their damn animals more closely
BLAM BLAM BLAM!!! I'm going to buy one of those jerky making machines and see how many different animals I can cook up
It's day 15 of the rains. Your place is flooding. 50 pairs of animals are on your porch, waiting for you to do something. What do you do?
Just finished the ark. Come aboard, wet critters!
Shoo them off my porch. This is ridiculous
I'm aboard the boat I just purchased. Seeya, you fuzzy suckers
Capture them all. Open my own zoo