|Another unpleasant sex poll
||[Apr. 24th, 2012|10:24 am]
The Question Club
Who would you rather have a threesome with?
Curly and Larry
You're about to have sex with someone while they're wearing a Star Wars mask and doing a spot-on imitation of the character's voice, all the while during the nookie. Just the mask. The rest of their body is normal. Only the face and the voice are exactly like the character the entire session. Who would you sleep with?
Yoda ("Get on all fours you must. Take it you will")
C-3PO ("Oh dear, I'm afraid I shall pull your hair now. Would you like to change positions now, Master/Mistress?"
Jar Jar Binks ("Me thinks you should sucky sucky me more. No? How rude!")
You and your partner want to mix things up in the bedroom by introducing some roleplaying. You go to the nearest sex store and check out the costumes. Most of the good ones are gone and they're not going to restock until next month, so you'll have to settle for what they have. Which costumes will you purchase for your sexual roleplaying romp?
Meter maid, businessman who's having a bad day and is close to being pushed over the edge with this parking ticket
Janitor, girl who just threw up
Cowgirl, Chinese railroad worker
Prison guard, prisoner #48593
Mormon husband, one of his wives/sisterwife
Hillbilly girl cousin, hillbilly boy cousin
Lindsay Lohan, paparazzi
OBGYN, girl who was at an orgy the night before
The King (Burger King), Wendy (Wendys)
Brawny Smurf, Smurfette
Abraham Lincoln, Mrs. Lincoln
Mother Teresa, leper