||[Oct. 27th, 2011|11:01 am]
The Question Club
Your 18 year old daughter goes off to college in another city. You guys lose touch, and you don't hear from her until 10 months later, where she sends you a letter. Which of these revelations would shock you the most?
"You'd like the Reverend Chet Mitchel. He's the religious leader of the group I joined, worshipping the seldom-seen bigfoot. I've given him all my money, and the car you gave me. Can you please send me $5,000 in small unmarked bills? Please"
"I named them Donald, Ronald and Iggy. Oh, congratulations on being a grandparent :)"
"Writing to you from prison, serving 25 years on 8 counts of arson. I was too embarrassed to tell you during the trial, but I feel I can't hide it from you anymore"
"I've dropped out of school and got married. Hubby's name is Jim Crow. He's a mormon. I'm his fifth wife. It's like a slumber party every night"
"From now on, you can call me by my new name, Sadgirl. That's what my homeboys in the Crips call me. I've been in the gang for 4 months and will be in it for life"
"My new boyfriend, Robbie, has a tattoo that says 'HIV for life". I asked him about it, and he said it stands for 'Henry the Fourth' because he's a history fan. Should I believe him?"
"I was regressed in my psych class, and I started remembering all these forgotten memories, like when you beat me with a wrench for making eye contact (it didn't happen). Needless to say, I'm never speaking to you again"
"Meth gets a bad rap. It's not nearly as bad as they say. I feel fine, and I have all this energy to do schoolwork. By the way, am I still losing my baby teeth? Just lost one"
"I know he's the one. He tells me he's going to divorce his wife and she'll keep the 4 kids. Why can't she see we're in love?"
"Roman from my art class is a radical skinhead. Turns out, he's got some pretty good ideas. The bonfire rallies are a lot of fun. Wait'll you see my new tattoo"