||[Oct. 14th, 2011|10:33 am]
The Question Club
There's talks about a possible Farmville movie. Yes, a movie. What aspects of the game would you like to see incorporated into the film?
The protagonist growing over 50 different types of crops, and mastering each one
Neighbors suddenly appearing on the protagonist's farm to help with the plowing
Over 20 kinds of sheep, including some with multi-colored tie-dyed wool
Someone gives the protagonist a giant elephant, just because it wandered over onto their property and they can't keep it
The protagonist acquires over 50 neighbors, and the movie shows him/her helping out each farm
The protagonist opens up a golden egg, and out pops an entire Post Office!
The protagonist grows rasberries. 2 hours later, they're ready to harvest. 4 hours later, if unharvested, every single berry dies
The protagonist has a little extra money to spend, and ends up purchasing a ginormous pink castle for the farm
The little ducklings need to nurtured in order to grow up, and the only ones who can do it is that pesky neighbor who's always trespassing onto the farm
Who knew that in those 10 Xmas presents were ten 8' solid gold nutcrackers?
The protagonist has 100 cows, and the only thing keeping them from escaping is a thin fence made out of candy corn
The protagonist grows popsicles as a bumper crop
The protagonist has no house to speak of, choosing to spend the entire day standing in the middle of a field, staring
The watermelons are ready for harvesting, and the protagonist sells each one for over $400. EACH
This sounds like such a terrible idea for a movie