||[Oct. 2nd, 2011|02:21 am]
The Question Club
What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?
Wax a full grown grizzly bear
Give up brushing my teeth for a month
I would DO a dyke named Klon
Shave your pubic hair with a cheese grater
Tattoo your hands bright green
Enter a demolition derby in a golf cart
Armed with only a straw, try and drink as much honey as you can from a nearby beehive
Legally change your name to Ralph Wiggum
Not much. It's just fucking ice cream
For the above question, if you clicked 'not much, it's just fucking ice cream'...is it because you hate chocolate and ice cream? Well, chocolate ice cream is delicious and delights children everywhere. So, hating chocolate ice cream is EXACTLY the same as hating children. Why, TQC, do you hate children?
They can't give articulate political opinions
They fail to contribute to the economy
They don't create jobs, and are actually contributing to our national debt
Stewie Griffin is out to conquer the world, and therefore, all babies are doing the same
All they do is cry and whine. Can't they resolve their own problems by now?
They don't give me their lunch money
They never once gave me their cute mom's phone number
They don't recycle
I love all children. Eff you, Mr. Corners
So...you hate ice cream AND children. How long have you been working for the Devil?
One hundred and nineteen years (hahaha eternal life)
Two days. I'm still temping for Satan. He hasn't offered me a full-time job yet
I don't work for the Devil. Really. You can check my resume. Not one mention of Satanic activity
Ok. I just read your resume. What's the most surprising thing I found?
Attended clown school for 2 years
Hobbies include taxidermy and making realistic giraffe sounds
Dropped out of school early. Didn't complete first grade
Strengths as a worker include saving the company money by refusing to wash your hands or wipe yourself after using the bathroom
Professional weaknesses include the fact you're easily seduced by the bottle and tend to throw up in your boss' trash can