|Yet another zombie apocalypse poll. Lot of new parts
||[Sep. 22nd, 2011|02:47 pm]
The Question Club
The dead are rising and attacking the living! People are scared and protecting themselves, and as a result, by the time you get to the stores, there's limited weapons, armor and rations available. People are there all around you, also looking for supplies, so you can only take one of each. What weapon will you use to defend yourself against zombies? For all the questions below, assume that all stores have been picked clean by looters and survivors and this is all you have to go on
Shotgun. 8 shells
Sledgehammer. 30 lbs
Sack of marbles (it's about 15lbs, in a durable yet large sack that can be tied off into a flail)
Garden rake. 5' pole
Pair of brass knuckles
3 cans of aerosal hair spray, lighter
Two 12' dildos. Durable resin, machine washable
Crossbow. 50 shot
Wooden cutout display of Miley Cyrus. 5', durable wood, fairly lightweight
Hedge trimmers. Large size
2 Olympic-style javelins
Two 10lb dumbbells
20 coconuts, enormous sling (you have to secure each side of it. It's big enough to launch a coconut)
What armor will you take?
Full suit of armor. Weighs over 100lbs. Difficult to penetrate, but visibility and movement are greatly reduced
Captain America shield (replica, metal)
Fat person suit. It weighs like 50lbs, but covers most of your body in a rubberish material
Football helmet, shoulder pads, elbow and knee pads
Smurf costume, like the kind you may find at an amusement park. Difficult to bite through, does not restrict movement. Does restrict visibility
Pick 3 supply options. Only 3 clicky. That's all you have time to collect. The rest are quickly grabbed up by other survivors.
Heavy duty flashlight
Small first aid kit
Sleeping bag. Camouflage pattern
Batteries (all sizes)
2 extra pairs of socks, thermal underwear
Small multi-tool. Contains small knife, bottle opener, scissors, screwdriver, etc.
Night vision goggles
2 boxes of tampons
You may pick one vehicle.
Convertible (car). No roof option. 3/4 gas left in tank
Motorcycle. Full tank of gas
SUV. 1/4 gas left in tank
60's VW bug. 1/2 gas left in tank
You got separated from your family and friends. You bump into another survivor, who you can band up with for now. Who do you choose as your zombie survivor partner?
30 year old woman. Ex military. Fearless. Has weapons and wants to actively hunt the zombies
Gorgeous man/woman (whatever you're attracted to). Scared, ever so grateful if you protect them. Utterly useless in a survival situation. Can't fight. Will put out if you protect him/her
Meth addict. Young man. Scrawny, jittery, goes days without sleep. He can be good for keeping watch
65 year old man. Vietnam war vet. Not very athletic/physical, but has ultimate knowledge on being undetected
40ish man. Ex military. Excellent combatant. Something about him seems off, like he may be a little whack in the head
22 year old man. Bodybuilder. Extremely strong. There are times you may need muscle
30 year old woman. Positive person and a therapist. Can help you deal with the fear, confusion and worry you may be feeling. She'll take the anxiety away
Bill Murray. He can't do a whole lot, but he'll be entertaining, and how cool would it be to travel with Bill Murray?
50 year old woman. Makeup expert. She says she can make you up to look like a convincing zombie. That may help you avoid attack. Can't hurt, right?