||[Sep. 7th, 2011|02:29 pm]
The Question Club
What would be a dealbreaker for friendship? Let's assume you have a good friend, and one day, while drinking, he/she shares a secret and it's a doozy. Click the following boxes where you feel that, after hearing the secret, you'll start to consider that the possible need for severing the friendship. Assume it's a male friend
"I once served jailtime for selling drugs. I did use to hit up high school kids"
"Evolution is for idiots. You can believe in monkeymen. Me? Makes complete sense that God made us"
"I admit, I used to have a crush on you. I still think you're totally hot. I think about you sometimes when I have sex"
"You act as though white supremecists are only interested in violence. There's some academics in their ranks. We're not so bad, you know"
"There's something you should know. I'm a furry"
"I think your SO is totally hot. If you weren't around, I totally think about hitting on him/her, but I don't do it, out of respect to our friendship, but I think about it"
"I was at a party recently, and I tried crack. You know what? It's pretty awesome. I just wanna do it all the time now"
"If anybody asks, um, you don't know where I am. Even if they threaten you. I sort of, um...owe some people a lot of money. Please, just cover for me"
"I was once accused of rape. Luckily, there was insufficient evidence. I'm sorry I ever did it"
"I think I like hanging out with you so much because I don't have to think that much around you. It's a relief that you're pretty average. I can never relax around my smart friends"
"I didn't want to say anything at the time because I was so embarrassed, but you know that potato you used iin your salad? I masturbated with it yesterday. I feel awful"
"A woman can never be as smart as a man. Smaller brains. That's why men get paid more. We're worth it"
"Kleptomania is such a bad word. I just like the thrill of pocketing something in a store, even if I don't need it. You should try it. C'mon, let's do it right now!"
"I'm really sick of cleaning my cat's litterbox. I decided I'm just going to feed her every third day. There should be a lot less shit to clean up now"
I value all my friendships, and I'm too good a friend to break our bond over something trivial