Charlie Sheen, at the peak of a drug trip. He's playing with a taser...
A lactose-intolerant person who had a tub of ice cream for lunch and is suffering from extremely terrible gas...or worse
A Michelle Bachman supporter who will not leave this elevator until you know enough to vote for her in 2012
Andy Dick, drunk off his ass, looking to score
A clown who's taken a vow of silence. He just stands there, quiet as a mouse, glancing at you
Octomom and her 8 screaming babies. She doesn't have enough hands to deal with each one
Some goth with fangs and a vampire obsession. He says "Luckily, I don't have to feed right now, but I don't know if I can hold out for another 4 hours"
An elderly claustrophobic person. The only thing that helps him get through these attacks is to strip down to his bare ass
Cameraman from a 'Girls Gone Wild'-type show, who spends the entire time urging you to flash the camera
Stoner who wants to kill time smoking bowl after bowl. In essence, you'll get hotboxed and probably be found stoned off your ass
Some guy who says "You look like the person my girlfriend left me for. She broke my heart. I vowed that if I ever saw that person again, I'd get even. You're not that person, right? Can I believe you?"
Excitable young lady who says "What perfect timing...for you. Here we are, alone, with all this time to talk, and I have to ask...have you read Dianetics?"
Guy in a maintenance outfit. "This isn't good. I'm the elevator technician. The only one in the building who can fix this, and I'm stuck in here with you. They'll have to find another now. We may be here over 8 hours at this rate"
A diabetic who was on her way up to purchase more insulin. She's completely out. She didn't plan on a 4 hour wait. She's not feeling so good...
It's a teenage boy and girl, around 14 years of age. They want to have sex to pass the time. "You don't look like you're going to narc on us. Just don't watch if it bothers you"