Do you like Kevin Smith?
Do you like Kevin Smith?
My grandma once kissed Charlton Heston then ran away. That's about it.
Since I'm NOT 14, I'm just letting it slide, but if I was to be vengeful..what should I do?
Non srs answers very much appreciated. Need a good laugh.
edit: It's a chick so I can't do anything to her nutsack.
If you meet someone and get along really well, and obviously at some point they tell you their name, is it weird to find them on facebook and add them a day or two later?
I say it's fine, friend says creepy, who is right?
What could you use the most right now? We all have a lot of things absent in our lives right now. Pick the one that would really help you the most this very minute
Why do payments have to come in parts (price+tip, price+tax)? Am I the only one who finds it inconvenient and stupid (UPD: just give me the total!)?
Without killing him, how do I reclaim my bed and get some sleep?
What is one of your favorite episodes?
Should someone stay with a SO that they are in love with and sexually active with ...but they are are mildly unattracted to them?
Like, they are not their ideal choice 'body type'? (ex. muffin tops, flabby chest, small boobs, tummy pudge...when they personally prefer someone more skinny, bigger boobs, muscular, etc.)
What if it's starting to affect sexual activity with the SO?
*I feel that if you love someone, it shouldn't matter. Sometimes you can't help who you fall in love with.
DK/DC: Should I go shopping tomorrow (Labor Day)? I do really need to go to the grocery store, but I haven't slept all night and am starting to feel like crap probably b/c I haven't ate, I don't want to wake my roomate :/
Will the stores even be open? (I usally take the day off from work and stay in so idk.)
what are you doing today?
-copy of recent pay stubs (for confirmation of employment)
-copy of recent federal tax return
-copy of photo ID
-copy of recent bank/investment statements
Does that sound about right?
I'm about to fly out to NYC for apartment hunting and I want all my ducks in order... I have signed many apartment leases before, but not anywhere where the landlords required so much documentation.
I have also seen some apartment apps ask for letters of recommendation. Is that usual? Who should I get to write them? I can probably get 2 letters from my current and previous landlords... is that enough, you think?
What are your favorite low-cost meals, TQC?
Bonus points for vegetarian meals. Extra bonus points if a slightly picky 11-year-old girl will eat it without drama.
Obligatory second question: when did you roll out of bed this morning? (About nine-ish, and the day has flown by since!)
How should we split the furniture and household items that we bought together over the past 2 years?
somethings were given to us. something were bought with my money but put in his name. somethings I bought and he repaid me for the items.
kitchen table and chairs were given to us by a friend of his.
I bought the gas/charcoal grill, but he uses it. I don't.
the beds were in his name but paid for with my money/debit card.
the computers were both bought with my money.
3 of the 4 TVs I brought with me when I moved in. .
couch and recliner I bought but he repaid me for them.
other random household things don't matter.
I haven't had hair this long in ages and it keeps almost dreadlocking itself on the bottom layer.
TQC, i don't feel sick but my nose is stuffed up to the point of not being able to breathe much through it and my throat has been scratchy and dry on and off.
this started yesterday or late Saturday. i figure it could just be allergies but i've had allergies since i was a little kid and i've had them all spring and summer and they've never been like this. could it be fall allergies? i've heard those are the worst.
So, what's some good food you can eat without cooking/crazy preparation?
All the way from small snacks to meals.
(Hummus and pita bread is always a plus, as well as sandwiches - but tell me your favorite kind?)
A. Start a new account just for family/close friends and add her there
B. Wait until the drama dies down (end of this week at the earliest) and add her to my current account
C. Conveniently "forget" until Thanksgiving, when she'll get on to me about it after complimenting my broccoli casserole.
I experimented with the filters there with a friend of mine, and it wasn't working. I guess I'll either start a new account or procrastinate.
Do you have any traits that you got from a non-parent family member? My aunt and I act and talk a lot alike.
So far, my favorite is Anima Mehndi. I like the way it sounds, and it's a fun play on words based on Anima mundi, "the soul of the world." I think the concept suits the craft.
Other ideas are Hennawood (or Hennawood Design), Monsoon Henna, Homegrown Henna, or maybe Terra Mehndi.
I'm still brainstorming, so I'm open to other ideas as well. Something nature themed would suit me and my area. I also like the idea of something magic based, but couldn't come up with anything that didn't sound super cheesy.
Im watching "The Change Up" right now and its awful...but HILARIOUS!!
I cannot stop laughing...but its so bad...
DK/DC: Whens the last time you lost your temper?
Back in January I got married. Mostly due to laziness and not yet making a decision, I haven't looked into how to change my last name until recently. My hubby and I went to city hall and were told we had to apply for a certificate of marriage. I was confused, because I already have a piece of paper that says "Certificate of Marriage". They told us we needed that to apply for a "real" certificate, then ignored us.
So TQC, do I have a certificate of marriage or not? How do I apply for one if this is not what I'm suppose to have? I live in Ontario if that helps. All I can find online is that I need this certificate that I thought I already have because that's what this paper says! I just want to change my last name.
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For those of you who got married in Ontario, did you need anything else to change your last name?
Edit: Thanks for the comments and confirming what I have isn't an actual marriage certificate. I've now applied for the the one by the province. Thanks everyone!
How many vehicles have you owned?
Alvin and the Chipmunks and Papa Smurf at a couple Smurfs have begun a streetfight. You see them wrastling in the street . You look down, and you notice that there's a baseball bat at your feet. What do you do?
Edit: Papa Smurf AND a couple of Smurfs
Would you still attend lectures if you were in my position?
I know that moving is stressful for her, but how can I prevent her from continuing this behavior??
ETA: It's been a different mattress each time, ftr, so I don't think she's like, continuing to mark her territory because she smells it. And I had her checked for UTIs a couple of times but she came up clean. I don't think it's a physical cause.
Cut to the end of the summer, and I really only did about 7 shifts in the pub.
I saw the landlady my local street festival I was volunteering at, and apologised profusely. At the time, she could have been drunk, and seemed pissed off in a joking kind of way. She was stand-offish for the rest of the weekend, though it could have just been because she was busy.
Either way, I now feel awful for letting them down, would like to go back at Christmas (though know my chance is probably gone) and want to make amends.
To make it all more awkward they owe me about £150 in wages, which I didn't ask for at any point.
How do I go about getting this money in the nicest bridge-building way?
Tl;dr, didn't work in a pub when I said I would, how do I apologise (given i've tried once) and get my unpaid wages?
If so, I would love for you to please post a full-body shot of you in normal street-clothes and then one in your normal work attire (scrubs, suits, whatever you wear to work). Please keep photos appropriate for 7th grade. I'd also like to know what you do for a living, your level of education, that kind of stuff. We're working on how looks aren't a good way to tell stuff about a person. Thank you, TQC!!
Does anyone have a reputable place to buy sterile scalpels online?
Channel Islands High School, Oxnard, CA. Class of 1975.
DK/DC/Not a mom/Water didn't break
Have you ever had to give a speech at a wedding? If so, how long was it?
My sisters wedding is this Friday and I still haven't written my speech.
1) do you know anything or can point me in the right direction towards any websites/books/basic information relating to anything to do with my class which i've given information about behind the cut?
2) if you study, what is on your timetable and what do your classes entail?
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Where in your life are you the most conservative?
can anyone remind me of the name of that internet video of the two cats that this icon is based on?
My lower lip has been numb since Saturday afternoon. What gives? It's like I spread Orajel all over it or something... 'cept I didn't. It's numb as hell. Wtf?
I had surgery at the beginning of August and I have had issues where parts of my face lose feeling, but this operation was on my ear, and other times, the affected parts were close to where I was operated on. So I doubt it's that.
(disclaimer: I am trying to eat regular food but keep getting real sick every time I do. I am also trying to find a doctor that can fix me, but it turns out labor day weekend is a popular time for vacationing. Do not try this at home).
Do you agree with this sentiment?
A: Mine was awesome! Got a kiss and a nuzzle from the S/O in front of my mother yesterday and then today I got to march in my hometown's Labor Day parade!
Just wondering what others would feel.
ETA: I always find something to add. Since it's important to add, I'll say I was *asked* to make chicken and dumplings today. I know they eat them, because they've made it in the past.
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For some reason I never know which is which with foutu/leahfu and rebelwaltz/retroworter (sp?) I should probably get a paid account so I can use notes. Is it worth it?
-My mother was arrested at age 13 for riding double on a bicycle. She got a $100 fine. They even used handcuffs.
-My great-grandmother was arrested for trying to get out of a speeding ticket by showing the cop her huge saggy boobs. She was almost 90.
-My great-grandfather on the other side was arrested for public nudity and public drunkenness. When he sobered up, he said, "It's true I was drunk, but I wasn't naked, I was wearing a shoe."
A really great/horrible hockey-related pun would come in handy here.
EDIT: I settled on "Don't Toews me, Bro!". I like it.
i just ate dinner and i'm really full but i'm supposed to be eating 1,500 calories a day and i think that may be how much i'm supposed to eat after i've exercised.
can i just say screw it or should i eat something more before bed?
Will you tell me a joke?
Will you show me your favorite picture of recent?
any predictions as to who will win the U.S. Open?