Example: Stephen Colbert singing "Friday" by Rebecca Black
So I'm doing nursing because it pays well and I can do night shifts. They don't last as long and they pay extra.
Inspired by this Fmylife posting:
Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML
I just checked their website and there was a 60 day, money back return policy. If the lenses are already popping out and I tell them what happened AND I send the perfectly not scratched lenses back, do you think I would have a chance at a refund or credit? :/
Customer service won't be open for a few hours.
What's the last thing that annoyed you?
How are you?
Does it take long for you to get into a tv series, book, movie, whatever?
ETA: sorry I wasn't being clear. It's the newer Doctor Who with David Tennant and Billy Piper.
Inspired by my dad not even realizing it was Father's Day today. My family and I never celebrate anything, and I thought this was completely normal as a kid but now that I'm older, I find it really odd. On Thanksgiving and Christmas we always order Chinese food and maybe go see a movie, but that's about it.
Is there anything you lacked in your childhood that you plan on overcompensating for with your own future family?
I'm making a big to-do about every holiday ever!
What are you having for lunch?
What are you doing today?
For $50,000, would you be willing to be hypotized so that whenever you heard the name 'Eli Whitney', you'd drop your pants/lift your skirt and yell 'WOOOHOOO!', regardless of where you are. You cannot be un-hypnotized. Good thing you hardly ever hear the name Eli Whitney
...until now. For those of you who pick yes for the above question, they're making an Eli Whitney movie in this hypothetical universe, starring Keanu Reeves, and they're starting to promote it like crazy, and people are talking about it. How will you endure these awkward weeks?
If not, what is your favorite memory of your father?
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You're invited to a celebrity auction, where stars are going to the highest bidder for one date. The bidder gets to dictate where the date is. It's a one-on-one with this one person, so it'd be a good time to pick their brain or try and hit on them. Whatever. You're given $5,000. Who would bid?
Where will your 'date' be and what will you do?
Edit: who WOULD you bid?
Also, I started using tea tree oil for my acne a while back. I've gone through one bottle so far and while it seemed to work really well initially, it doesn't seem to be doing much any longer. Any ideas as to how to boost the effectiveness of tea tree oil? (I use an undiluted solution of pure pharmaceutical grade TTO twice a day after washing my face, usually in conjunction with an astringent and sometimes with a moisturizer.)
Dk/dc: what are your thoughts on pokemon?
What is your favorite movie?
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Additionally what kind of dog does it look like? I think he's a hound dog of some sort.
*brought to you by the fact that I was just listening to my favorite song in high school on the damned "classic rock/alternative" station.
ETA I'm down with all types of music. And the song was welcome to paradise, green day
I just took a random stab at making a copy-cat version of Colton's sauteed mushrooms and they turned out faaabulous!
What is your favorite sandwich?
For those of you who bring your lunch to work/school with you, what do you usually pack?
Which of these lines, if heard on a first date, would be enough to cease any further dates?
Also, what are the chances of me being reimbursed for all the food in my fridge/freezer that is going bad because of this?
It's "Disco Day" at the summer camp I work at tomorrow and I planned to make medallions and afro wigs as one of our activities, but as I'm want to do I didn't really plan out how we'd actually do it. We have lots of art supplies at our disposal.
Do you like papaya? What is your favorite way to eat it?
How should I eat it?
I found a recipe for papaya bread (pretty much like banana bread, just with papaya instead), should I do that?
Over: My grandma went to the ER because of a little red spot on her arm. It was so tiny and light it looked like it was just a spot that she touched a second ago. She said it didn't hurt or itch or anything. The ER nurses and doctor were like, "...seriously?"
Under: My mom's friend's youngest son fell on their staircase and knocked out a few teeth. She shook her head like he spilled juice and she was annoyed to have to clean it up, and drove him to the hospital. She chatted with my mom about the latest Law & Order episode while he screamed in the backseat. I sat beside him and he screamed blood all over me.
What kind of salad dressing do you use?
What are some good underrated television shows?
What provoked the change?
What were the results?
Inspire me, TQC. :)
Anything my husband and I should do to avoid getting lice just in case?? Can you only get them by sharing headgear/pillows/etc?
I am having my first real Facebook fight. validate me please: Captain Janeway in Star Trek: Voyager has an attitude, y/y? (I love her for it though)
which Cher-era is the best?
What did you plant this year? Pictures would be great!
Who's yer daddy?
tell us about it please!
DK/DC: What weird things do your pets or even significant others do to you?
I'd really like to do some fundraising for Doctors Without Borders, but I'm a bit shy with strangers and I never even sold girl scout cookies as a kid, so I'm a bit unsure where to start.
If you're going to use coconut oil on your hair, are you supposed to put it in when your hair is dry or wet?
DK/DC: How was your weekend? What do you have to do tomorrow? Are you dreading it or looking forward to it?
Hook and a horizontal line. Did you bring your A-game today? If not, what grade is your game?
Two curves. I'm not going to bother asking what's for dinner, but did you enjoy it? Or... do you anticipate enjoying it?
Down, across, lift pen, down. Do any numbers look ugly to you? Four is kind of ugly to me, but I really like most primes except three and five. Three can go stop a chainsaw with its genitals, and five can trip and scrape its face while running for help.
Down and around with a hat. How long have you been awake?
Tall spiral. Do you still regularly play any video or computer games that are more than, say, ten years old? Which ones?
Across then DOWNWARDSLANT. Tell me something that a lesser man than I might consider too much information, wouldst thou?
Two loops. Out of questions.
this gigantic fire is crawling down the mountains where i live.
what was the last neat thing you found?
i found a doctor who theme for google chrome!
what was the last show you really got into?
doctor who and torchwood
what shows were cancelled before their time (besides the obvious firefly and pushing daisies)?
Who do you apologize to and for what?
Who is your favourite Brady?
Have you ever seen the following?
What aspects of the show really annoy you?
Do you ever wonder what the answers to these questions are?
I am burnt as a motherfucker. Like whoa, hey there lobster BURNT. When I breathe, my skin tingles and screams out in pain. However, I really did have an awesome day and even knowing I would get terri-burnt, I would probably do it again. SO. Two questions.
Why is sunscreen a lie?
Are there any things that you like to do that cause you problems/pain/annoyances, that you do anyway because they are just THAT AWESOME?
While we're discussing odor free sunscreen, what curling hair product doesn't smell? I love Paul Mitchell foam but I don't need people to smell my coconut hair a mile away. I've tried a whole bunch of others and they all smell like fruit or a terrible blend of chemicals. I JUST WANT PRETTY HAIR.
I went to Boston's parade yesterday and it was so cool. I got up at 530 am and got into Boston at 730. The parade was at 11, and I was front row in a crowd of over a million people. It was by far one of the most memorable experiences of my life. The best sign I saw was "Sedin sisters: 2 GIRLS NO CUP" hahahahahhaha
 The sign was funny because because of the internet video reference. For real peoples.
What should I get with my credit card points?
If you recently gotten diabetes how has it changed your life?
- Do you feel your life choices,if harmless,have been respected?
- Are you a live and let live kind of person?
- Is enjoying solitude important?
I try to write things down but I don't always have a chance to.
When I was in high school, I used to remember everything. I rarely wrote down my hw because I always memorized the pages, question numbers, etc. But now, I can't remember the simplest things such as plans I've made with friends or simple tasks. I'm only 21 :(
What's your favorite kind of yogurt?
What does your hair look like?