||[May. 31st, 2011|12:24 pm]
The Question Club
What are pets you've had that you'll never have again?|
1) Snake. The thing stunk, its food was gross, and and it dirtied its cage so much faster than I could keep it clean.
2) Birds. Their food gets everywhere, they're loud, and the friendliest bird will sometimes decide to bite the crap out of you for no reason. You also have to be careful with them and cutting their wings. They're liable to fly into walls and break their necks(never had this happen personally).
3) Guinea pig. They smell even after you clean their cage, and they're so nervous and twitchy they have a mini-heart attack if you open the door too loudly.
4) Rabbits. The smell, and like guinea pigs, they scare to death if you look at them sideways.
I hate smelly animals, but strangely enough, my rat is one of the best pets I've ever had. She doesn't smell, isn't too loud, and I've even trained her to go to the bathroom in the corner so I can shovel it out instead of changing the bedding every day.