|For ten million buckaroos...
||[Dec. 14th, 2010|11:35 am]
The Question Club
...eat an entire human being? You flip through a catalog of prisoners and you select someone, and for the next couple months, a professional chef will prepare each meal you will eat made from this guy. Breakfast, lunch and dinner for as long as it takes. Each meal will be made as delicious as possible, and you'll eat everything except bone and hair.
...make a porno of yourself sexually pleasing yourself with a garden gnome (its pointy hat, if you're a girl; the hole in the bottom, if you're a guy). After that, you put it online, and then put the link in all your social programs for one day. You can't make it a locked post
...be buried alive for 2 days? You're put in a specially built coffin that has 5 days' worth of air, and several flashlights. You can't bring any books, games or any form of entertainment with you. The coffin itself will be standard size. In two days, they dig you up and you get your money
...play a game of Russian roulette? The gun in particular is an unusual one that has 10 chambers, so you have a 90% chance of collecting your money in the end
...gain 100lbs and keep it for an entire calendar year? Day 1 starts the day you're officially 100lbs over your starting weight, so the whole process is you gaining the weight UP to 100lbs and then 365 days after that. It's a health risk, but it IS a lot of money
...go to prison for 3 years? It'll be your standard prison (no white collar lockup for you), and you'll share a cell and a toilet with a murderer serving 4 consecutive life sentences. It comes down to over 3 million for each year you're in the slammer