||[Nov. 22nd, 2010|01:38 am]
The Question Club
You wake up alone in a strange hotel room. You're completely naked. Before you start to panic, you remember that you were in Las Vegas for a friend's bachelor/bachelorette party, and you were drinking til you were blotto last night. As you're gathering up your stuff, you happen to notice a couple things. One, on your hand there's a ring that bears strong similarity to a wedding ring. Two, on the nightstand, there's a crumpled-up marriage license with your name on it. The other name is someone named Rev. Bob Jobbers. On the mini bar there's a note that says |
'Dear spouse, I've gone out to purchase a pregnancy test. After last night, I started thinking of baby names. What do you think of Ezekiel for a boy and Ruth for a girl? I felt wholesome biblical names were the way to go, that way God will be more inclined to keep watching over them.
P.S. - I'd like to leave for Wyoming right after lunch. Mom said the nursery is ready, and I really want you to like your new home
Love, the father of your future children,
You have no idea what happened last night, and reverends and Wyoming don't ring a bell
So your new significant other is out. What do you do next?