|Most Embarrassing Way to Die?
||[Nov. 8th, 2010|10:42 am]
The Question Club
Most embarrassing way to die?
A truck full of elephant manure unloads its cargo onto you, and you're buried beneath it and suffocate
While sucking on a novelty penis lollypop, someone accidentally pushes you from behind and you end up choking on the candy wiener. You're found dead with a cherry cock in your mouth
While waiting for a light, you notice you're standing next to Justin Bieber. Suddenly, a herd of 100 teenage girls rushes him. You're trampled to death in the act
While undergoing a soft, cleansing colonic, the operator accidentally sets the water pressure much too high. The water pressure rips up your insides. You die on the colonic table with a nozzle up your butthole
While at Disneyland, a fight breaks out between costumed characters dressed as Dopey and Pinnochio. The latter pulls out a knife, misses his target and cuts you. Fatally
While driving home, you suffer a horrible case of diarrhea and crap yourself. You're rushing home to clean up when you crash into another car. You die with your pants full of poop
While in a hurry, you rush towards this long flight of stairs. You trip, land face-first in the trash can adjacent to it, and the trash can and you roll down each and every stair. You die in the process, half in the trash can
While at a sex shop picking out amusing props for a bachelor/bachelorette party, you reach up to grab this big dildo when the whole shelf comes off the wall, crushing you under a landslide of rubber penises
In a car collision, you're thrown from your vehicle through a nearby window. Turns out, there was a NAMBLA meeting happening at the time and that's where you expire
While attending a Tea Party rally for giggles, a horse belonging to 'Paul Revere' rears up and kicks you in the head. Your death makes the paper as 'Teabagger died for his/her beliefs at function'
While cheating on your significant other while he/she was away, you weren't aware there was a carbon monixide leak. The two of you are found dead and naked in your bed