|Close the deal...or no deal
||[Nov. 2nd, 2010|10:54 am]
The Question Club
Poll for the straight ladies. Nothing for the straight guys because, let's face it, we'll put up with a lot with a woman if she's hot enough, and I don't know what are big dealbreakers for lesbians or gay men so I'd only end up making this dumb poll even dumber if I tried to accomodate you. Really, I'm sorry.|
Ladies, below are 15 first dates. Which of these guys would you go out with on a second date? Assume they're all nice guys overall except for their individual quirks
Asks you to pick him up at his apartment. Then, he suggests Burger King for dinner because it's within his budget.
Once you climb into his car, his eyes go straight for your tits and he says "There they are!" Sometime during dinner, while you were speaking, he'd look up and say "Sorry, I wasn't listening, I was looking at something"
Going out for 'dinner and a movie' turns out to be drive-thru at McDonalds and whatever DVD you find in the discount bin at Target, which you'll watch at his place
His first date attire is a t-shirt that says 'FUCK YOU, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT?' and sweatpants. Nice guy besides that
Admits that High School Musical is his favorite movie of all time, and if he met Zac Efron he'd probably piss himself he'd be so thrilled
Brings you back to his place,and you find out that he's still living with his ex. Different bedrooms
Has 2 little girls, ages 4 and 6. Didn't tell you about this before. You just happen to notice the pictures when he opened his wallet
It comes up that he's in the Witness Protection Program for ratting on the mob
When asked about his job, he says that he's a DJ at a strip club. But not a shitty one. The best strip club in the city
Doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't curse, doesn't stay up late, doesn't kiss on the first date...and kind of hopes to keep his virginity til marriage, but realizes that it'll be hard
Once joined the Peace Corps and was stationed in Indonesia, but was let go after he knocked up 3 local women. This was like 6 years ago. He kind of wonders how his kids are like now
Picks you up and blares old school Def Leppard on his stereo. It's deafening. Admits that he's got a similar setup in his bedroom when he has sex
You notice a tattoo on his forearm of a pentagram. "Oh, I'm sort of into devil worship. Don't worry, I won't ever bring it up with you. It's just something I do"
Is a hunter. Likes to go hunting at least once per month. He enjoys shooting animals, but never eats them. He's a vegetarian
Didn't know there was trouble in North Korea and frankly didn't know there were 2 Koreas. Thinks Martin Luther King is that actor from Bad Boys. Hates reading