|FASTER, KITTYCAT, KILL KILL KILL
||[Oct. 9th, 2010|01:02 pm]
The Question Club
Let's say that starting tomorrow, every time you had an orgasm, a kitten would die. With every orgasm, one less meow is heard from, so multiple orgasms = multiple dead cats. How many felines would you personally be responsible for assassinating within the next year?
Let's just say that there's going to be a serious rat overpopulation problem in my state
Not one. All kitties live
Let's say you had prior knowledge of what your genitals would do to the cat population. How would this affect your sex/masturbation life?
I wouldn't get off at all
I would get off a lot less
My sex/masturbation life wouldn't change that much. Sorry kitties but I need this
I'd get off a lot more. I really don't like cats
Let's say it wasn't cats that died but terrorists. Whenever you got off, a terrorist somewhere in the world would explode violently into confetti. How would this affect your sex/masturbation life?
I wouldn't get off at all. I want no one to die from my horniness
I would get off a lot less. I couldn't with the thought of killing anyone with my orgasms
My sex/masturbation life wouldn't change that much. Sorry terrorists but I need this
I'd get off a lot more. EFF YOU, TERRORISTS!