If your friends were asked this about you, what do you think they'd say to sum you up in a few sentences?
If your friends were asked this about you, what do you think they'd say to sum you up in a few sentences?
Which do you consider more irresponsible between being a drunken bicyclist versus being a drunken car/taxi passenger?
I was sleeping, obviously, and I couldn't move or speak or open my eyes. I felt something moving around in my room, and I thought it was my mom. Then I felt this heavy weight on my back, and there was a gargoyle-like demon [I could see him in my mind from an out-of-body view] hissing and laughing in my ear as I tried as hard as I could to speak. Eventually I just drifted back to sleep. I googled it as soon as I woke up, because it freaked me the hell out.
What's your favorite late night snack?
Do you like scary movies?
Do you want to come chat?
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What's the shortest amount of sleep you can exist on?
Should I sleep or stay up?
Who is your new favorite musician/band?
Florence + the Machine. I saw the performance on the VMAs and was blown away. I don't like mainstream music for the most part, so I was awestruck by it.
I'm really in the mood for a movie that has a super twist to it, and/or has some sort of event happen that's emotionally involving, but complicated/contradicting and makes one debate which view they take on the situation. (Is that too specific?) Any recommendations come to mind? :D
What's your funniest poop story?
A girl I worked with had digestion issues and got really backed up one week. She started chowing down on laxatives and one day she came back from lunch in a panic to tell our boss she had to go home and change because she'd pooped her pants and because she was wearing a thong, it was running down her pants.
The best thing was bossman backing away slowly.
Do you enjoy toilet humour? No matter my mood, just hearing the word fart or poot or the sounds will make me laugh.
What would be the worst time to shart? I'm thinking during sex. Farting is embarrassing enough, but accidentally pooping...yikes.
When will it go out of fashion? All my friends love it and it's all I ever hear.
What would be the best thing to sort of help this along, and get my legs to look not-as-gross as quickly as possible? Like, is there any special lotion? Or, like, neosporin? Or just straight-up Vitamin E? WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND?
HALP ME PLEASE TQC, BECAUSE MY LEGS LOOK GROSS AND I AM GETTING REALLY BORED OF WEARING TIGHTS ALL THE DAMNED TIME. >:(
i just bought plane tickets last night. I've never used travelocity before until yesterday (used expedia in the past). They didn't give me anything to print! They did send me an email with online check-in codes. Do i do that from home before i leave for the airport? do i use the airport's website? am i getting real tickets mailed to me? what the hell is the process??
Force of habit insists I start up a vegie patch in the new place. The seasons will be backwards - we're currently in south-western Australia - but I'm a foodie and I like sourcing my own vegies when I can, so I suppose I'm going to have to.
Someone who know the climate and conditions...what does well in the area?
I'm only guessing, but if I prep the ground over December...February would be the best time to start planting, over the end of winter? What should I put in first?
Do you get cute for class or do you not care?
Do you believe you'll be famous?
If you fulfil your hunger wants, what are you likely eat?
What else could we do?
I didn't get to sleep till really late last night, and now at 8:30 my step-aunt who is staying has the radio full blast in the kitchen (beneath my room) and is letting her dog bark and bark, which has set off all the local dogs.
what's your favorite kind of salad dressing?
Can you say no if someone ask you for a favor?
Are you confrontational?
Have you ever considered changing your diet? For example, if you are a meat eater, becoming vegetarian. If you are vegetarian, becoming vegan. For vegans, going raw vegan, etc.
If you have ever worked retail, what do you think the best thing is? The worst?
When coming home from work/school/being out all day, do you change clothes? Or just change when it's time to sleep/shower?
Edit: My answers in the comments.
I'm learning Hebrew right now - it's useful to know while I'm in Israel, but in two months, I'll probably never speak it again.
I feel really happy.
Should I donate them, or keep them a while longer in hopes that they will fit me one day? Or should I do something entirely different with them?
In your own words, what is the difference between these:
Hypothetical: If you are stopped in the middle of a moving highway and someone doesn't see you in time and smashes into your car; if that their fault or yours for stopping in the middle of a fast moving road?
(Disclaimer: 1. OP's opinion is not expressed. 2. I had to fight really hard to not make a wanky reference to get in some Monday morning TQC humor.)
What was the best part of your weekend?
What was the weather like where you are? (Where are you?)
will you say what are some major highways/freeways/interstates around where you live so we can guess where you currently live?
also list some highways/freeways/interstates around where you're from so we can guess where you're from?
what did you eat for breakfast today?
You can have the power of flight and mindreading, but the powers only work if you're 50lbs heavier than you are now. In short, you'd have to gain 50lbs to get super powers. Would you gain the weight and the power?
You can have the power of invulnerable skin (bulletproof/knifeproof) and super strength, but the powers only work if you have no hair on your body. Would you shave your head and eyebrows and everywhere else to get superpowers?
If you have the power to travel back in time for up to 10 minutes (good for correcting mistakes or stopping awful things from happening) and the power to see up to 10 minutes into the future. All you have to do to activate this power is to make out with a complete stranger immediately. The longer you suck face with them, the longer you can see/alter time, up to 10 minutes. The longer you wait to activate the power, you may miss the particular minute you wish to travel to so expediency is definitely in your interest and maybe giving no explanation for your sudden affections toward the stranger may be deemed most efficient. How often would you use this power?
ETA I would like to keep the gifts around $20.
Like, if you were factoring, you would write "factoring" next to it?
I am, and it sucks. I got an 80% on a quiz, but I have to re-take it because I didn't state at the top of the page that I was going to solve a quadratic equation using the quadratic equation even though those were the instructions and that's what I did.
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How do you treat them?
My. Brains. Are. Being. Eaten. By. Zombies.
What's a movie or TV show that everybody seems to hate but you love?
How busy are you? How do you stay motivated and on top of everything, and not waste time?
Basically, teach me your time management methods! I want to get a lot more done in the day than I do, and not need as much sleep. I feel like I waste so much time!
Does anyone owe you a lot of money? How much? How long have they owed you it?
(My friend and roommate owes me $110 - 80$ of it since the beginning of August - and I'm trying to be understanding because she's my friend and she's broke and she's really trying, but I also want the money back.)
Will you post a category (your home, your pet, favorite place.. etc)?
Will you reply to categories by posting a corresponding photo?
it looks like thin metal rods sticking up with colored plastic bits on the top. what is that thing??
i looked it up on google but couldn't find a picture. i didn't really look that hard, to be honest.
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I already had them out in porcelain holders, but my cat broke the holders :/ They're really pretty, so I don't want to just box them up and forget about them. Any ideas?
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So, here's the question: should I change my vacation week (if they let me, of course)? I could still take it during my exam period and maybe get a couple of days off after my last exam to relax and prepare for Christmas. Or I could take it during my reading week and have plenty of time to move/unpack and work on school things without worrying about work. Or I could take it before my big papers are due so I have lots of time to work on those.
What would you do, TQC?
Do you do any other every-day use stuff diy?
What about Kim Kardashian?
Why or why not?
My friend just went to the dentist and she said they gave her laughing gas. For a cleaning. According to her, it "helps takes the edge off" and "they give it to anyone who wants it". Um, what?!
Have you ever heard such a thing? Does your dentist do this?
1. the women on "i didn't know i was pregnant"?
2. the situation (mike from jersey shore)
3. the abundance of little people tv shows (little people, big world, the little couble, little chocolatetiers, pit boss... etc)?
Will you post pictures of yummy, HEALTHY items?
would you care to PYU so others can share what notes they have for you?
Last night I dreamed that a bunch of cryogenically frozen raptors somehow got un-frozen and were trying to eat me. :D
Who is currently at the top of your sexy-ass mothafucka list?
How do you make the tastiest guacamole?
What is the best think you can cook or bake?
- Do you have a specific day you do errands?
- What is the worst paper cut you have even got?
- What treat can you not resist?
- What was your last big expense?
- Do you say 15 till or quarter till when it is 45 minutes past the hour?
- Do you know how to work all the tecnology in your house?
What's an opinion you hold that you expect to change?
Do you prefer bagels toasted?
I thought that was kind of a weird exchange, and then I later found out that something "really bad" happened to her, but I don't know what. I'm going to assume a relative or close friend of hers is either very sick or passed away.
Do you think it would be bad or inappropriate if I sent her an e-mail asking if she's OK and telling her that if she needed me to cover anything for her at work, I'd be more than happy to do it? If it's OK, how would I start that e-mail? Saying something like, "Hey, I heard something bad happened to you," doesn't sound right at all.
I have a really good relationship with her, I think she thinks me more of like a coworker than a subordinate. But...I dunno, at the same time, I feel like I'm being really...intrusive.
I don't know, I just suck at trying to be helpful when my friends are feeling really upset. How well do you handle situations like that?
I went to see a urologist today and apparently I was supposed to have one done but now they're just going to make me pee in a cup. Did I dodge a bullet on this one?
Speaking of medical imaging devices stuck in the nether regions...
Have you ever had a transvaginal ultrasound?
How about a colonoscopy?
Apparantly my choice of conservative black dress is offensive, but my family is ~crazy~.
EDIT: Could have worded that better. I mean wearing a conservative, nice, black dress to someone else's wedding.
Ex: U r soo hot baby n I wanna rub my beef stick all over ur face n make it all hot n drippy 4 u mm
Do you have any recommendations for movies or tv shows that can be watched on Hulu or Netflix Instant? I'm up for anything.
Alternatively, do you have any less boring questions you want me to ask with this post?
I really like the word "nomenclature". It has a nice feel to it and flows off the tongue well.
Also, what's for dinner?
We're going to a fish restaurant. Blech.
Youtube behind cut
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It's something to do with Mormonism and unsexy underwear and...?
I think I also might have enough for a friend, and even though she defriended me, i'd feel oblivious to leave her in the dark...
should i upgrade her as well?
I would like to know the guidelines for uploading a video to my foster dog's page, but do not have access to it. The lady that maintains the page basically told me to email her the video and she THOUGHT it needed to be AVI or MOV format. I expect this is as much info I'm going to get from her. I tried a few google searches and can't find anything :(
What about pets?
What are you having for dinner? What show can you not wait to see the new season of?
I have mostly been looking on Idealist and my university's career page, mostly for project assistant/administrative assistant/research type jobs, particularly for anything or any company relating to Asia. And oh god not even getting interviews, it's driving me crazy!
I want to go here.
[Edit: As of now I haven't yet found anyone to go with BUT I only have 5 hours left to buy a 1/2-off ticket. Should I just buy my own ticket now and hope I find someone?? I don't want to go alone but I don't want to pass up a good deal...]
How do you make the crazy, awful things they say and do not bother you anymore without confronting them?
valley girl; BBC English
Things to consider:
-The name of the class I am doing this for is called "Business Communication & Procedures"
-My topic does not necessarily need to be related to office related work, it is pretty wide open, but does need to be of appropriate nature (nothing to do with religion, politics, or anything along the lines of abortion, etc.)
-I am in a group of 4 people, and we need to present between 15-25 minutes
Last weekend, I was at my parent's house and forgot my sunglasses there. I didn't have time during the week to go there and get them, and knew I would be back this past Saturday and would pick them up.
After leaving my parent's house, my mom called me to tell me I left my sunglasses there. She specifically asked me if I left them for my sister to have/use. I said no.
I got there Saturday, and after saying hello and all that, I ask for my sunglasses. My sis said that they broke when she was wearing them the day before. According to my sister, mom never told her not to wear them.
I want my sister (who is 27, by the way, not a child) to replace them. She said that it was an accident that they broke and she shouldn't need to.
1. Should I be mad at her?
2. Should she replace them?
What medication and what did it do for you?
If you haven't, what do you think of the people who do?
This one time, like fucking half an hour ago, I had pictures on my memory stick from my camera. I put the memory stick in the little drive my laptop has and I saw the 5 pictures I took. I uploaded 2 of the 5 directly from the memory stick drive, closed all the folders and took the card out to put it back in the camera. I took it back out from the camera and put it back into the PC because I forgot to drag the pictures to my pictures folder. The end result...was...
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The DAIM and MIQA folders shouldn't be there, neither should that random file under the MIQA folder. My MISC folder randomly went missing too. Can anyone explain this? Google hasn't shown me anything useful yet.
How would you describe a stereotypical coffee drinker?
Which do you prefer?
I don't drink coffee at all, but I adore tea
eta: Wow, you guys just aren't playing, really are you?
What are you nervous about right now?
What are you worst at?
EDIT: I am going to grad school for art history. I wanted to be an astronaut, but you have to be able to add and stuff so I was like 'oh okay museums i guess'.
How long is TOO long to commute to work?
I have a job interview tomorrow and if it goes well, it would take me close to an hour each way. The money is decent enough and I'm sort of desperate. At my last job it took me around half an hour to get from door to door on a good day, and close to an hour with rush hour.
What are you asking for for a present?
What was the last thing you were disappoint about?
Funny macros/gifs? you know they're my crack.
Can you reccomend somewhere to get a haircut around there? I've googled but it has only come up with expensive priced places
I'm new to the area and want some ideas on what to do/Places to eat/ Somewhere to make some freaking friends. I've done the tourist-y things (Arch, zoo, Grant's Farm, so on so forth).
What do you think is the best way to attach sparklers to a hula hoop? I'm trying to think of something easier than a bunch of tape.
Inspired by the grilled cheese sandwich I'm making for my fiance
mine would probably be macaroni and cheese
Edit: I'm currently 2 weeks late and almost positive I'm pregnant, but both the tests came back negative so now I don't know what to think. What would you do in my place?
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I know it has to be a reference to the intersection in Nashua, NH. But other than that I'm stumped. What does it have to do with anything? I mean, it doesn't seem to be anything as recognizable as the other stuff they list off.
Do you use shampoo/conditioner?
Unless I'm eating with someone, I tend to view eating as just another chore I have to take care of, so I stuff my face in three minutes or less and usually end up choking myself because I don't chew properly. Then about ten or twenty minutes later, I can feel it hitting my stomach and making that plop/splash sound like a log splashing in the toilet. It's very disconcerting.
Are you excited that it's premier week?
Can you give me some tips for a good phone interview? I have one tomorrow for a phone customer service job. I've had a phone job before and I'm amazing, but the fact that this is an interview is going to have me nervous and probably rambling.
Would you rather have a hot or cold drink right now?
Should I put a sliced banana in my oatmeal?
my mom tried to pull some shit on me because I like to crochet little creatures. Which is bullshit because her friend's dad (who is like 80) crochets all the time.
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edited to put some pics of something i crocheted.
Seniors need help.
Looking for someone to come into our home and cut our toe nails once every 7 weeks.
My husband and I are seniors and need help with our toe nails.
Please e-mail me back with your rates and experience.
Obviously I should apply, right?
What's the weirdest online classifieds ad you've seen?
recipient is 25, female, likes alternative music, tattoos, animals (specifically beluga whales), motorcycles, and the color lime green.
dk/dc: what are the best names for a male cat?
In this dream, my recently deceased aunt was still alive and came to visit me and my family. Her and my grandma were also very close with each other and got along very well.
It doesn't sound that weird, but it is when you consider these details:
1. Something really bad happened between my grandma and this aunt of mine many years ago and they didn't get along at all until the day she died. Even after her death my grandma still has yet to let go of that contempt.
2. It's odd that I would have a dream about this aunt in the first place because I wasn't even really close with her nor did her death have much of an emotional effect on me. I hadn't even seen her in 8 years and I went through the 5 stages of grief in an hour. I really don't understand why I would have a dream about her seeing that I never even had dreams about my grandpa after he died(which took a far bigger emotional toll on me). '
3. When I woke up after having this dream.......her daughter calls.
I really can't shake off this feeling that something significant is going to happen in my family soon because of this dream. What do you think this could mean?
Also, care to elaborate on odd dreams you've had? Did they end up having a relation to something that happened in your life later on?
2. If you would, what would you get this guy (because you know little about her)?
He likes things very simple, and high end. He doesn't eat out often, but when he does it's only one or two restaurants at the other end of the state, so a gift card would be difficult and time consuming. He is retired and wealthy, so you won't really be able to get him something he can't get himself. He is religious, Catholic (both of them are heavily involved in the church). She is not going to change her last name, so you'd need to avoid something monogrammed, and you don't know how she has her home decorated, so some type of knick nack is out as well.
I normally don't ask gifty questions, but we're very stuck here. :/
ETA: They also do not drink. And if any of you know where I can purchase a personality, lemme know :p
I have always wanted a side lip piercing. I've refrained from getting one because I'm afraid of gum/tooth damage.
My birthday is coming up in a couple months and I want to treat myself...but I want to make sure I'm not going to have regrets. I have TMJ (bruxism, teeth grinding, etc) and wear a mouthguard at night.
So, lip piercing + TMJ = horrible idea? Or should I not let it stop me? Obviously I plan on taking good care of it, as I do all of my piercings. I'm just not sure if TMJ would possibly slow the healing process?
And yes, I will ask a piercer about all of this if I do decide to go through with it. I just like hearing what TQC has to say.
Will you post pictures of your tattoos and/or piercings?
My answer: I take Wegman's Children's chewable vitamins with iron. I'm only getting about 50--83% of most of the vitamins I need in pill form, but it's the only vitamin with iron that doesn't make me feel sick to my stomach, so I stick with it. Plus, I eat a pretty balanced diet, so I figure it's better than not taking anything. I also occasionally take GABA for anxiety.
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