||[Sep. 12th, 2010|04:06 pm]
The Question Club
You're going down on someone. The music is turned up and your partner is really getting into it as they're lying on the bed. They're getting close to the big O when you feel an overwhelming sneeze build up and you're powerless to hold it back. You end up sneezing into your partner's crotch, getting some snot over their pubic region. Because of the music and the obvious tactic thrill of oral sex, your partner didn't notice that you snotted into their genitals. But your partner shouts out "DON'T STOP! MORE! OH GOD, I'M ALMOST THERE!!!'. You look down and their junk has a tinge of snot on it. What do you do?
Using my hands and the sheets, wipe off my nasal discharge and continue taking my lover to Happytown
"Um....I can't. See, I sneezed into your cooch/schlong and it's got snot over it and I just can't complete this. Sorry about that, and what I left all over your area"
Continue getting my partner off, but now I just use my hands/fingers instead of my mouth
Get disgusted and throw up a little into their crotch. I hope my partner doesn't notice that either
Walk away disgusted. "Well, I never...!"
Hmm...snot as a lubricant? This is really good for sex. I climb aboard and start making nookie