I just took a big spoonful of peanut butter and dipped it in a bowl of Nestlé's white chocolate morsels. Then I ate that bad boy.
What was the last brilliant thing you did?
i prefer showering in the morning because otherwise i feel gross all day, but then i have to wake up earlier
What wildlife do you have around where you live? Any bears? Coyotes? Jersey Devils? Or just your common vomiting teenaged girl suffering from reflux?
My bill comes on the 10th of every month, and I was wondering if I were to switch from an Env3 to a blackberry before the 10th, would they charge me the $30 because I switched before the 10th?
Would they charge me half or?
Any help or websites discussing this would be greatly appreciated, but if you know the answer then that's awesome!
SO, Is there something I should do before I go/ensure that the person who's piercing me does? (hygiene and whatnot)
is it true that while you're pregnant, the pierced hole enlarges? if this is true, does it go back to it's original size after you've had the delivery?
alternatively, how many piercings do you have?
Me: Pastorlenny, Are you a real pastor?
I'm writing a column for my school newspaper about Jessi Slaughter. I'm normally a photographer, lulz.
Would you ever use/have you ever used a Diva Cup?
It changed my life. Seriously.
eta: i didn't mean the 'it's the first friday in may, don't wear pants!' thing
she's just crazy, right?
The guy also left my front door WIDE FUCKING OPEN for god knows how long before I noticed, we have 5 pets, 1 of which is a foster dog who bolts and 2 are indoor only cats. I have a right to be pissed about that too, right?
Will you share your "shitty roommate stories"?
Should I bring my camera?
Do you have any bokeh hints? (I'll be in the subway, lexington, and battery park for the night)
What should I do??
I can't go get stuff now.. all the places are just serving breakfast! And I really just want a snack, but I can't think of what. Any ideas? (has to be in the severe junk food category)
I feel like I'm going to end up waiting until much later when I can actually go get something horrible. What should I do to kill the time? Non-serious answers welcome as I'm sure that in itself will help pass some time.
But the problem is I haven't really missed much sleep - I don't think there's been a night when I've gotten less than 7.5 hours and some nights I've gotten more than 8 hours. And I can almost never manage to sleep in: my alarm for M-F work is 8AM and my body tries to beat that by 5-15 minutes, but then on the weekends it wants to get up at the same time as well. This morning I woke up after the sun had come up but rolled over and went back to sleep. I did this a half-dozen times and when I finally got up for good it was only 8:30!
Most of July was pretty much ruined by my exhaustion (especially since whenever I get exhausted I start feeled depressed). How do I break out of this?
What's the last weird thing you dreamed about?
im currently trying to decide between leopard print sneakers or tiger print ones.
does your answer change if you've known them for awhile?
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DK/DC: If there is a song stuck in your head right now, what is it?
So I commented on an acquaintance's post saying, "Hey, we should hang out, I will make you delicious food, I can do that now." She responded with, "Um, if you're going to comment on my status, at least stay on topic." WTF? I offered to make her food! Do you expect people to "stay on topic" if they comment on your status? Is this a new FB "thing"? Or was she just being a bitch?
Okay so a couple days ago I bought a carton of a dozen eggs from the supermarket... I'm not sure how many days ago exactly but definiely no more than 7. Now I absent mindedly forgot to pack the eggs away, and the cartoon stayed on my couch arm rest until I started cleaning up today and found it. Are the eggs still good? If I put them in the fridge would they be okay to eat?
Should I visit Sam Kinison's grave while I'm out there?
My roommate is out for the day, and left before I did.
What is going on here?
Srs, non srs answers welcome, but bonus points for plausible-sounding answers that don't involve my house being haunted.
Mostly this involves talking about how to do things like fillet a fish or joint a chicken, how to pick good quality produce, which cut of meat or variety of potato is best suited for a particular recipe and why, what to look for when you buy knives or assorted cookware, sometimes how to do things like make basic fresh pasta...kitchen questions that home cooks would want answers to, but might not know without having to ask.
What should I base my next few columns around? What would you want to know about, if you could ask a chef?
Which of these would be deal breakers in a potential boyfriend?
Most embarrassing way to die?
I have jewelry I don't wear and never will to get rid of. I have tried selling it on Craisglist locally, but no one other than a spammer was interested, and I desperately need the money I can get from some of the more expensive (ugly) pieces. Does anyone have any ideas on how to get the most cash out of it (pawning it is my last option)?
DK/DC/Want to answer multiple questions: What was the last book you read? Was it at all interesting, why/why not?
The first time I saw my sister's friend play the Wii Fit I nearly died. The looks on her face she made when she was running on the spot and leaning out from the board to make her character jump were hysterical. Mind you it was Christmas, and we were pretty gone at that point :P
What's the weather like today?
If there are no comments on a question, do you ever wait for someone else to answer first before you add your comment?
What is the best hard alcohol you've ever had? No mixed drinks - just straight shots.
I'm looking to buy my friend something really great for her 21st bday, so it's fine if it's expensive, though preferably something under $100 a bottle. ETA: Names of your drinks are especially appreciated, rather than just saying "good vodka!" or whatevs.
My cousin is being a racist dickhead on facebook right now, and it's really pissing me off. She's so great usually too, this came out of left field. :(
We don't yet have a headboard - we splurged on a nice bed, saying that we'd figure out what to do about a headboard later. Later is now.
I have three options:
1. Some sort of vinyl art to be used as a headboard (there are a zillion on etsy and I can't decide yet).
2. A painted headboard - as in, painting right on the wall, where a traditional headboard would be.
3. Make my own headboard - something like a wood frame and fabric.
Have you done any of these, and how have they turned out?
I've been looking at websites at day and have found ones of each sort that I like. I am handy with a sewing machine, and have access to wood and tools, so none of these are too far-fetched to complete.
when i was in like middle school i wore sandals one day when it was getting hot and some guy who used to bully me for being gay was like, "oh, showing off your pedicure?"
My dad's birthday is Wednesday, and I'm stumped (as usual). He's been super-awesome lately so I want to get him something he'll really like, but he's impossible to shop for. He just built a deck for the pool, so I'm thinking I'll go be one of those idiots looking for swimwear well after all the stores have been set for back-to-school.
Unrelated question: How can I impress upon my teenage neighbor that it's not okay for her to barge into my room while she's over hanging out with my little sister? She's only done it twice, but I'm kind of dumbfounded that she thinks it's acceptable behavior at all. Who just goes around opening closed doors in other people's houses?
Does anyone have any tips on how to walk a strong dog that hasn't been properly trained to walk on a leash? She's so old that I'm not sure the same rules that apply to training puppies would apply to her. I'd really like to walk her because I know it must be boring to be cooped up in the same yard every day ):
Tomorrow is my first day at the dessert place, do you think they'll let me make a crepe, so I can show them how good I am at making crepes, so I won't be stuck scooping ice cream for two months before they teach me how to make a crepe?
and if you don't want to answer that, what's your favorite pink floyd song?
My partner doesnt think so
Also, know any creative things to do with an empty liquor bottle? Other than violently throw it at people/things
I found a Rapper's mix tape CD, and major lols are being had. It is comedy gold.
Is once a week too much or not enough?
What have you been doing less of lately?
Can you sew? How advanced are your skillz? Can you do minor repairs (missing buttons, hemming), or major projects?
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( i am a lady, he is a guy)
what's your favorite time of day?
My mom knows her through church but I have never met her.
How about being friends with benefits?
What is your favorite kind of beer?
inspired by as a matter of fact i do.
"Get Low" will cause my ass to drop no matter what, misogyny and crassness be damned.
How do you do your hair and makeup when you're going out?
My favorite movie is definitely not the one I've seen the most. Depending on my mood, I'd probably say my favorite movie is either Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail or Pulp Fiction. (4 times and 3 times, respectively.) But, by far, my most watched movie is Toy Story 2. I don't even know how many times I've seen it, but a conservative estimate is 20 times. I cashiered briefly at a WalMart and they had a TV playing it on loop _right in front of me_ so there was really no way for me to not watch it while working. And they played it on loop for THREE WEEKS. I was really, really sick of that movie after that.
Or, if you happen to hate movies or something: What's your opinion of Easy Cheese? Good or disgusting creepy cheese that doesn't need refrigeration?
DK/DC//Think self-checkout is rubbish, What's on TV right now? Imma watchin' 'Unnatural'.
When you go to a restaurant, how much do you tip? (if any)
Do you have a system for deciding how much you will tip?
When you go to a coffee shop, like starbucks or a local one or whathaveyou, do you tip there too? ETA what about a bar?
If you do not tip at all, why not?
dk/dc today i worked for nine hours, what did you do?
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do you think religion is legit?
does science supersede religion?
what's your level of hell?
About how many times a week do you see your SO? About how many times do you have sex?
dk/dc: are you going to watch shark week?
I've been listening to "Miami 2017" by Billy Joel on repeat for the past half hour, and it's creeping me out so much. But in a brilliant way.
Do you like Billy Joel? I remember reading through a bunch of Billy Joel hate on Youtube the other day, and I never realized that so many people felt so strongly against him, lol.
What's your favorite song from a genre you normally dislike?
I absolutely love "Highwayman" by Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, and Kris Kristofferson, even though I normally like to stay at least 100 feet from anything country.
Is Five Guys any good?
Who would you rather have lunch with? Biatrice from Louisiana, Icky from Puerto Rico, Gina from Virginia, Rotum from South Carolina or N.G. (short for Neil Galvan) from Washington?
What do you put in your egg salad? What about chicken salad?
I've been trying variations because it's a really cheap meal. Tonight I combined eggs, mayo, brown mustard, sweet relish, and pimento olives.
In other news, what's your ctrl+v?
I just finished one about leadership's role as a visual presence... and band shirts.
We put the two wings of the old flavor in it, rubbed a different flavored with in the wrong-flavor sauce and put that one in too, and gave it to the delivery guy.
Is it weird that they asked us to return the wrong-flavored wings? Has this happened to anyone else? What are they going to do with those wings? Will they give them to someone else? Will they blacklist me for giving them three, not five, wings and one of them being an imposter?
DK/DC/Don't appreciate the beauty of the world: Why are you such a spoil sport? :(