Would you consent to a paternity test if you were in a committed relationship? Would it bother you?
Would you consent to a paternity test if you were in a committed relationship? Would it bother you?
SPECIAL NOTE: The name of the person or business you are suing must be exact. If you make a mistake and list the wrong name, or leave out any part of any name, you may not get
I have no idea what this girl's middle name is. I searched Google, and have come up with nothing and have no other way of getting it.
What should I do?
I'll go up to rope and do my best to distribute them equally, so they end up looking like this:
Do you have any somewhat compulsive behaviors?
What's your feelings towards this?
thanks for being so helpful guys
Would it make a difference if you've already utilised the toilet?
EDIT: Okay, first scenario you've dropped something sentimental. Second scenario, you've dropped a hair clip/tie or the button from your pants popped off and landed right in, etc. What to do?
I just went to bed at the Hotel Phillips in Kansas City, Missouri and the mattress was soaked with what I assume was the previous occupant's urine. I didn't notice it until it soaked through the mattress pad adn I was all "What the hell? Why is it wet? OH GOD IT IS STRANGER PEE OH GOD OH GOD."
Don't ever go to this hotel. Ever.
how can i turn things around for myself?
For instance, if you consume a lot of beer and bread, are you more likely to get a yeast infection?
Is this true? Is it even partly true, and to what degree? Or is it more than true, and you have a friend of a friend of a cousin of a friend, who died after ejaculating too much during a hot night?
Bonus if you have resources to back it up online, 'cause googling did not help me answer this.
Edit:i was the one drunk.. he just had a couple shots..
Thanks for any help!
DK/DC: Do you have a Kindle? Do you like it? I want one but I just love books so much.
Did you watch wrestling back in the day? If so, who was your favourite? Do you still watch wrestling?
If you have twitter: How many followers do you have? How many people do you follow?
Do you use twitter mobile?
If you have facebook: How many friends do you have? Do you know all of them IRL?
Do you do "Friend Sweeps" where you delete a bunch of people you don't ever talk to?
How often do you check your facebook?
They are not going to starve to death if you don't leave food out for them, neighbors!
What's the last thing you got in the mail?
My preferences are as follows:
1. Nice-ish, rather than greasy-spoon/grungy, but not ridiculously fancy. A brunch cocktail list is a plus, a $40 omelet is a minus.
2. Manhattan is preferred but not necessary--we're staying on Union Square and know our way around New York pretty well.
3. Being able to walk in on a Sunday is a plus, although I'll probably make a reservation anyway.
Thanks! If you have places in mind that don't fit this bill but you'd like to recommend anyhow, fire away.
So my mom died a few years ago. I remember when I went to the funeral home to do all the paperwork. I just did it earlier that year with her when her husband died, so I knew the drill well enough. But this was different. Alas, this time my mother wasn't with me. This time, I was all alone.
I braced myself with a stiff drink or two (at 11:00 a.m.) and gave myself a good stern talking to about NOT crying in the funeral home. I am pleased to say that I had enough self-control to not cry during that whole time although I was crying in the parking lot minutes before. Ah, us stoic Scottish bastards; I come from strong stock, I do. The funeral director made it sooo much easier than it could have been with his dry macabre sense of humor (not unlike my own). First things first, I made him take me through the casket selections on display even though he knew damn well that my mother was to be cremated without any frills. I had never been in a casket show room, indeed never caressed a casket before and trailing my hand along the different textures in the room, I dreamily wondered if he ever snuck in there late at night and crawled into the rubber gasket-sealed, scrolled metal model number 892 with the removable gilded angels mounted on each corner (so that each family member - up to a maximum of four! - could take a piece of casket home with them) and the extra plump satin pillow and lining. I was enamored. If I worked there myself, I certainly would have crawled in one at some point during my tenure. Perhaps even with a loved one, preferably alive.
As he went off to do the paperwork, I went back into the casket viewing room by myself and opened the child-size coffin sitting forlornly in the corner - it was a white lace motif on the outside and frothy pink frills on the inside - and thought about how these people could prey upon the bereaved day after day like that. When he returned, I asked the funeral director how he managed to do it for a living and he assured me that the field was an acquired taste and one that took a bit of wall-building in the beginning so that a person doesn't bring their job home with them at the end of the day. He said he would show me out and walked me to the door. And then out across the parking lot. And then right up to my car and held the car door for me. Do you think it inappropriate that he asked me if I wanted to get a drink with him sometime? I was half-tempted because secretly, I really wonder what that casket would feel like to lay in it sipping a mint julep when that rubber gasket-sealed lid came down.
DK/DC Have you ever worked a 'temp' job? What was it like? Any temp job horror stories?
double post sorry
What did you go to college for?
Did you have children when you attended school?
How long did it take to obtain your degree?
Are you using your degree in your career right now?
Does a car-flag-holder have a more proper name?
Do you know where online I can find one?
Can someone tell me what webcomic this is from? I read it once and loved it, but I forgot the name. I only found this by googling 'cat eyebrows'
Who else got no more than three hours of sleep? Care to complain?
ETA: who knows what is wrong with my link?
(background: My friend insists the first time she fell in love was in 7th grade and that just seems unbelievably young to me...)
1) You have tickets for a concert. You know 2 songs from the artist and you like these songs. Would you listen to her on youtube (or whatever) before you go there or do you prefer to wait for the concert and see it as a surprise?
2) BTW do you guys like Marit Larsen? Have you seen her live?
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Assume that you've done things to make sure it's not possible, but something happened that makes you think there might be a very slim chance.
Okay, that was badly worded, new question:
What was the last thing you were freaking out over?
As their friend, should you raise concerns about the lack of safe sex and try to encourage them to use protection? Or should you just not say anything and stay out of it? (they are both adults).
1. Why? Why not?
2. How would you go about expressing these concerns in a way that isn't offensive?
My childhood best friend found me on Facebook, and we stayed up half the night texting. Also, my sister's first grade teacher just sent her a high school graduation card.
If it's a universe where non-humans and people with superpowers or magic are common or normal, what species/race/class would you be? What profession would you have?
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What about a picture of a pair of shoes you want?
do you hate yourself?
Anyway, it's Facebook! We've started talking recently, which is great, and we've hung out (and gotten drunk, and she fractured her ankle, heh). Point is, I've kind of got a crush on her.
Being all awkward as I am, I haven't gotten the nerve to ask her if she's seeing anyone. I've kind of gathered that she's not, but I don't know. Anyway, we chatted until about 3am this morning, and I woke up and had this crazy idea: tell her I like her.
I figure she can either reply positively, which is great, or negatively, which is also okay because at least then I know and we can be friends properly. She is a lot of fun, so being friends would be rather awesome.
I had someone do this once, and I really admired it. Of course, I was interested, so I didn't see what happens when the receiving party is not, but I figure people get crushes all the time, so it'd be no big deal.
Anyway, TQC, what do you think? Could I totally ruin my chances at friendship and be alone forever, or is this really going to work the way I think it is? Should I send the email?
What the hell is going on in my house?
If you have a dog do you buy your dog cheap kids toys to chew on like the ones in a crane machine?
How hot is it right now where you live?
Where do you live?
My first one.
Are there warning signs that I should look out for when viewing an apartment?
My friend told me to look under the sinks and look for pest or their feces.
How close are you with your family?
If you use Facebook do you have any of them on your friends list?
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Have you noticed different people smell different?
Would $10 million dollars solve your problem?
What color is your hair?
Do you take Zyrtec? How do you like it?
I took a pill last night right before I went to bed at four am and woke up at 9 am wide awake. I forced myself to go back to sleep and woke up at noon then got drowsy and took a nap. I feel kind of weird right now.
Would you rather pay someone to do something for you or take the time to do it yourself or learn to do it yourself, assuming it's something you could conceivably do on your own? Does it make a difference if it's a one-time-only thing you need done? Or if it's something you need done on a fairly regular basis?
What's your latest guilty-pleasure TV show/movie/book/magazine/whatever?
What should we put on it?
unrelated: am I going to pass my driving test tomorrow? I'm nervous.
a) ignore it?
b) go up and shut the door?
c) as with b, but leave a note as well?
d) go in and have a nose?
If the opportunity arose where you could steal and get away with it, would you?
For anyone who has gone to therapy can you tell me what I should look for when choosing a therapist? What should I expect?
Any advice you can give me so I actually follow through with this? I usually end up looking for one, getting a number and then never get up the courage to call. :/
DK/DC-what do you order when you eat Chinese food?
Were you aware you could get a free piece of chocolate once a month at any Godiva boutique if you sign up for one of their free rewards cards?
What other really awesome rewards card freebies are out there?
what do you need to do that you aren't doing because of a silly distraction?
My dad has to fast today, would it be rude for me to bake cookies?
Why was it so great?
Today I found out that she put in her notice.
Would this annoy you?
I'm noticing that the people I work with like me but they really don't give a crap about me (as in, take random days off and leave me in the office alone).
Why do I feel bad if I leave them to work alone or something? Are you overly empathetic? How do you just stop caring so damn much?
Can I use it to tell more about myself or is that solely something you put in the cover letter?
Should I just re-state that I am still very interested in the job?
Also, will you use this post to comment and then people can reply with what they like about you?
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My one got broken by the kids at school today, and I've had it for years and would really like to replace it, as the parts which got broken off have been lost and - by this point in the evening - vacuumed up, likely as not.
What is this but my reflection?
Who am I to judge or strike you down?
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The vuvuzela, the buzzing horn of the World Cup
Grunting Female Tennis players
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What nut/seed should I substitute instead? I'm thinking probably walnuts, but maybe almonds or pistachios? Or a blend of nuts/seeds? I make my spanakopita with little to no feta, in case that factors in.
I am not sure what's going on, but I'm trying to fix it. What are things I can do to make myself feel better?
What are foods that will give me energy? I still live with my parents and they eat horribly so sometimes it's really hard to maintain a healthy diet. My dad has agreed to go with me to the store this week and let me get some stuff (something he hasn't done before, even if I asked), so what should I get?
Cocoa Puffs...for dinner? With soy milk? Does that make me vegan?
Inspired by my friend just telling me about a friend of his: "she didn't talk to me for a few days... then I found out she was havin like... an escape with her mom and stepdad and had sex with both of them. I'm still in shock".
I say she is still a minor, so call it Child Abuse and get her away from those sick fucks.
EDIT:: Friend refuses to get involved, how far should I push him to let me be the one to turn them in, or if its even my place/worth it?
Any other suggestions?
I wake up this morning, and my account is overdrawn because she took out both payments, without calling me back. I called her, twice, and it went straight to voicemail and I asked if she could refund one of the payments. She never got back to me, and now I'm going to get charged an overdraft fee. Do you think I should be upset?
Should I become an anchoress? Would you become an anchoress or an anchorite?
This is non-serious only. I'm already aware that my future line of work involves people.
Don't know or care, what makes a person an adult (aside from biological changes and features)?
Are you the kind of person people confide in?
My friend and I were discussing the upcoming Pride festivals and she thinks the internalized narcissism/superficiality of the gays in society is more detrimental than all the media images showing girls as a all being a size 10 or some shit.
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no cheese and crackers, that is my only request
dk/dc: What books are you reading currently and what genre are they?
Like 3 1/2 months ago I interviewed for a job I didn't get. However, the company has posted a new ad for an opening for an identical position now, and I'd like to apply again. What would be the best sounding way to say "I know i already interviewed but I hope you give me another shot" or something like that?
What's he thinking about? Is it boobs?
I've been wondering what he makes of the world.
Have you ever heard it before?
ETA: How would you define it?
Or, whats your favorite documentary? Why?
BF: "What's wrong?"
GF: "I don't know what's wrong, I just know I'm upset."
BF: "Do you just want to break up?"
*Been together close to three years, living together.
If you don't care, what is your favorite superhero?
On nights when I have to get up early I try to go to bed 6 or 7 hours before I'm set to wake up. I almost always end up just lying there for at least two hours, too overwhelmed by my own thoughts and desire to sleep.
Is getting rest but not sleep better than not getting into bed at all?
what is your ideal / preferred job?
I'm seeing a lot of jobs that sound really fun and I know that with a little time, I could do them...but I just feel like if I'm not 110% qualified, I shouldn't apply.
What was your last really expensive purchase? How much was it?
I'm buying tires in a few days and I can't handle the idea of spending $360 on 'em- gah.
What's your favourite song from that soundtrack?
Anything else I should do while there? Cool parks or book stores or museums I should see? I think just hitting those 2 places and driving there and back in two days will fill my time, but I could squeeze something else in!
DK/DC, how do you feel about traveling by yourself? Liberating and fun or lonely and scary?
What should I watch, TQC?
How about in high school?
How about in your freshman year of college?
What is your current career/what are you studying to become?
What changed, if anything?
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I haven't smoked pot since I was a teenager, almost 15 years ago. Even then, I only smoked it maybe half a dozen times.
The only other thing that popped up on the test was hydrocodone, which is from over the weekend -- I took 4 x 10mg pills on Saturday and 3 x 10mg on Sunday. I haven't taken any other medication in at least the last 6 months -- Tylenol/Advil included -- and I've ruled out food, since I hadn't eaten anything at lease 24 hours prior to the test and only drank water and a frappuccino this morning/afternoon. My doctor wants me to come back for a retest next week (he's not turning this one in) so I need to figure this out before then.
What the hell could show up as THC on a drug test, other than marijuana?
What household pest do you get the most of? Which do you hate the most?
1. Eat something, then go to bed.
2. Go to bed because shit, you can eat when you get up, son.
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On that note, does anyone know of a free online database of insect species? Preferably with pictures or at least diagrams.
Mine seems hell bent on a mission to drink out of my cup no matter what, even if there is a bowl of water for her!!! Why is she doing this TQC?!
Also, hows life been treating you this monday or whatever day it is for you?
Because to me, they seem like the same thing - short updates. But then I don't use Twitter and rarely post FB status updates.
who is this? is it someone famous? i recognise them but i can't think of a name.
Sorry, I wrote this in a girl's point of view, but do you think this could work out?
Say you and a guy friend previously had sexual energy with each other at the beginning of your relationship. But then things didn't work out because you guys had different values regarding relationships. But you guys truly do love each other as people and aim to keep it as a big-brother/little-sister relationship, and you know that you want to be there for him through his troubles and he for you. You weren't originally attracted to his good looks but rather his personality, if that matters. Also, he mentioned that he genuinely wants you to continue being in his life, and you yourself want this, too, but you want him as like a best guy friend.
Do you think this could work? Why or why not? You can write about personal experiences, too, if you want. Also, mention if you are female or male.
ETA: I looked at his Myspace and it says he hasn't logged in since 5/11/2010, but in his feed, he became friends with someone 2 days ago. WTF?
It's been so crazy hot lately that it's hard to eat during the day and I hate eating too soon before I go to bed. What do you suggest?
dk/dc/the questions suck, what's your favorite magazine?
When was the last time you felt super hot?
Yesterday and today at work when I was dressed up (I had to wear my big girl career clothes for my summer temp job) and everyone--including my boss--told me how great I looked and how I always wear the best clothes and shoes. The guys staring at me didn't hurt either! One guy even told me that if Donald Trump saw me in the dress I was wearing, he would hire me on the spot!
Have you ever applied to go on a game show/reality show/dating show etc.? How did it work out for you? Or if you know someone who did how did it work for them?
I applied to go on the Apprentice but never heard back. I also made a mock audition tape for The Bachelor with me pretending to be a pirate but never sent it in. (We were REALLY bored one weekend!)
Has anyone applied for a job with NBC Universal? I keep checking my status and it keeps saying my resume has not yet been read. How long does it usually take for it to at least be checked out?
TQC, are there any weird/cool street names in your area?
Do you even notice street names?
Inspired by Sparkleberry Road, Sunshine Lane, and Ed Street
dk/dc: What good thing happened today?
dk/dc Have you ever dreamed of This Man? http://www.thisman.org/
dk/dc: What consists of your favorite outfit? Any outfit, it doesn't have to be limited in any way, shape, or form.
Edit: My program is baking and pastry arts management, if that will have any bearing on your answers.
I have those tomorrow. I don't know what, if anything, I should refresh myself on. I haven't even looked at English since January. :x
If it is the main dish, what side dishes could go with it?
If it is a side dish, what is your main dish?
Isn't dish an odd word? I've typed it so many times in this post that it doesn't mean anything anymore. Dish. Hmm.